Subject: Headlines (Page 92)

Scientists Grow Human Arms And Legs On Trees!

Carter Ticks Off Black Help

Gothic Secret Of New York's Invisible Nuns

Constipation Is Not the Root of All Evil After All

Ike Says Nixon Can’t Stand Pat

Cretin Streaking Toward National Record

Risque Business: Misguided Skating Officials Are Cracking Down on Pelvis-Pumping and Lap-Dancing – As Though People Actually Want to Watch Olympians Skate

Total Lunar Eclipse Will Be Broadcast Live on Northwoods Public Radio

Swazi King, 2 Sons Poison Suspects

Traffic Dead Rise Slowly

Man Hurt By Fairy Cake

How Sardines Saved Stranded Potholers

Man's Bitten Finger Was 'Trespassing'

Viagra Blamed for 69 Deaths

Chicken Banned From Crossing The Road

10 Revolting Officers Executed

Lions Elect New District Governor

You Can't Buy Love, But Euro Brings Cheaper Sex

Peer’s Seat Burns All Night; Ancient Pile Destroyed

Otter Devastation

Psychic Ferrets Take Over Couple's World