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Sick Skunks Overrun Massachusetts
Lewiston (ME) Sun Journal
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Missing Teen Tied To Bones
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Bishop Attacks Childless Couples
Huddersfield Daily Examiner
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Send-A-Dame Chain Letters Deluge City; Interest Keen
In Kingsport TN
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Girl Kicked By Horse Upgraded to Stable
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Denver Blender Vendor in Fender Bender
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Man In Diaper Directs Traffic
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Will High Gas Prices Cost Your Kids Their Educataion? [sic]
Fox News
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Postmen Taught How To Walk
Mltcham & Morden Guardian
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Caribbean Bananas Are Ethical Bananas
The UK Minister
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TITS Bouncing Back In Warmer Weather
Royal Society for the Protection of Birds
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In England
Scared of Y2K? Head for a Nuclear Reactor
Reuters
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Inmate Missing After Escaping Via Mail Slot
The Lexington Herald-Leader
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Lizard Re-routes Queen's Plane
The Daily Telegraph
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Wildcat's Garbage Puzzles County Board
Berlin Reporter
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Sues Bride Of 4 Mouths
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Horse Goes Back In Time For New Look
The Licensee
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Rise Of 'Mutants' Leaves France A Divided Nation
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Man Not Responsible for Global Warming
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Global Warming
Cleveland’s Colon Has Emerged Smelling Like a Rose
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Baseball
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Sports
Baseball pitcher Bartolo Colon
Staff Reported a Staff Member Found a Large Amount of White Powder Substance Around Her Chalkboard
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