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Scientists Grow Human Arms And Legs On Trees!
People & Places (Ghana)
Headlines
Carter Ticks Off Black Help
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Jimmy Carter
Gothic Secret Of New York's Invisible Nuns
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Constipation Is Not the Root of All Evil After All
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Reuters
Ike Says Nixon Can’t Stand Pat
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Dwight (Ike) Eisenhower
Pat Nixon
Cretin Streaking Toward National Record
The Minneapolis Star Tribune
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Risque Business: Misguided Skating Officials Are Cracking Down on Pelvis-Pumping and Lap-Dancing – As Though People Actually Want to Watch Olympians Skate
San Francisco Chronicle
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Total Lunar Eclipse Will Be Broadcast Live on Northwoods Public Radio
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Swazi King, 2 Sons Poison Suspects
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Traffic Dead Rise Slowly
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Death
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Traffic
Man Hurt By Fairy Cake
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How Sardines Saved Stranded Potholers
The Daily Mail
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Man's Bitten Finger Was 'Trespassing'
Bradford Telegraph & Argus
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Viagra Blamed for 69 Deaths
Ceefax News Page
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Chicken Banned From Crossing The Road
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10 Revolting Officers Executed
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Lions Elect New District Governor
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You Can't Buy Love, But Euro Brings Cheaper Sex
Reuters
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Peer’s Seat Burns All Night; Ancient Pile Destroyed
The Wilts Gazette
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Otter Devastation
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Animals
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Psychic Ferrets Take Over Couple's World
The Derby Evening Telegraph
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