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Slave Sale Aids Charity

Succulent Racks Attract Record Crowds to Ribfest

Robber Orders Starbucks Employee To Ground

Wrecks Blamed On Carelessness

When Elephants Ruled… Hackney

Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm, Bird Study Shows

Wife Gives Birth To Boy; He Asks For Old Age Pension

School Praised After Vandalism

Forecasters Call For Weather on Monday

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

Police Want Extra Eyes To Catch Impaired Drivers

You Want To Be Buried on the Moon?

Strike Over, Twinkie Shortage Ends

Fossil Scientists Track Down Oldest Footprints In The World

Tax Mooted For Flatulent Cows

Baker Stabbed Woman 99 Times In Self-Defense

Martian Blamed For Lib Dem Election Losses

Pastor Chokes To Death On Angel Food Cake

Threats Disrupts Plans To Meet About Threats

Hairdo Kills Mum

Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole-In-One