Subject: Headlines (Page 94)

Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

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Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing

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Murdered Fiancés Present Petition To Number 10

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Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

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Stud Tires Out

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Phallus Museum Erected in Reykjavik

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Dog's Eye Saved By Pig Intestine

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Coach Knows All To Well How This Feels

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Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming

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Air Traffic Controllers Can Apply For Job In Braille

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N. Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog “Ancient Frog”

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Dutch Undertakers Hire Clown to Lighten the Mood

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Chou Remains Cremated

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Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn’t Seen in Years

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Real Godmother Becomes Fairy Godmother

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Hershey Bars Protest

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Rhode Island Seeks Weightless Prison

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Masturbator ‘Yanked’ From Library

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Deaf Ministry Holds Silent Auction

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Pogo Stick Girl Saves Mother From Knifeman

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Bishops Agree Sex Abuse Rules

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