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He Was Naked, On Crack and In Alligator’s Mouth
From a Florida newspaper
Headlines
Carter Plans Swell Deficit
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Jimmy Carter
Afrikaaners Find God In London
Sunday Independent (South Africa)
Headlines
ID Thief Orders Pizza; Police Deliver Justice
Atlanta Journal Constitution
Headlines
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Monterey Herald Sun
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Troops Set Assault on MILF Camp
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Memorial Pool Now a Crumbled Mess
Associated Press
Headlines
Scientists To Have Ford's Ear
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Drunk Man Fell Asleep In Wrong NY House
The Associated Press
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In Newstead New York
Frequent Handshaking May Be Hazardous to Candidates
AFP
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Dumped Fish Remains Upset
The Wellington (New Zealand) Evening Post
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Explosion Of Professors At Universities
The Sunday Times
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N. Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog “Ancient Frog”
Bangkok Post
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Baboon Tossers Are Welcome
Grantham Journal
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German Magnetic Train Moves Forward
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Archdeacon Turns Sod
Barbados Advertiser
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Expert: Ignorance May Worsen Situation
UPI
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Forty Die in Turkey Landslide
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Asbestos Suit Pressed
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Passing Wind Strands BC Ferry Passengers
Vancouver Sun
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Planes Forced to Land at Airports
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