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(Page 94)
Alien In Sydney Pines For Port
Adelaide Advertiser
Headlines
Spokane Parks to Detonate Squirrels
The Seattle Times
Headlines
Masked Man On Horse Offered Drugs To Garda
The Irish Times
Headlines
Chocolate Biscuit Bites Man In Midnight Snack Attack
The Shetland Times
Headlines
Woman Fights Giant Radish
The Johannesburg Citizen
Headlines
Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
Headline
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End Of Cold War Does Little To Reduce Trench Coat Sales
Headline
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Tony Blair Promises Parents The Right To Smack
The Independent
Headlines
Rattle To Lead Berlin Philharmonic
Associated Press
Headlines
Bookbinder Wants His Ashes Kept in Special Book on Library Shelf
In Pennsylvania
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Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders
The Miami Herald
Headlines
Enfield Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide
Headline
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Man of God Kicks Dog In Head
Peterborough Eve. Telegraph
Headlines
Deer Kill 17,328
Headline
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Commuter Tax On New Yorkers Killed In New Jersey
Headline
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Save My Life And I'll Sue You, Warned Suicide Note
Daily Telegraph
Headlines
Greece Declares War on Bad Cheese
Associated Press
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Man Killed Over Phone
Headline
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Squirrel Ransacks House Looking For Peanuts
The Daily Telegraph
Headlines
Moggy Found But Now The Owners Are Lost
WalthamForest (London) Independent
Headlines
Air Head Fired
Chicago Sun-Times
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