Subject: Headlines (Page 95)

Caribbean Islands Drift to Left

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Politician Says Too Busy to Cheat on His Wife

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SLEEP WELL – For the Rest of Your Life!

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How Sardines Saved Stranded Potholers

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Angry Grandma Allegedly Knifed 12-Year-Old’s Ear

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Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft

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Summer Treat: Ice Cream "Isn't Health Food"

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Man Who Brought Bomb To Hospital Apologizes

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Cow Thefts Blamed on Low-Carb Craze

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Car Leaves Road, Suffers Broken Nose

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Greenland Meteorite May Be From Space

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Carter Plans Swell Deficit

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Senior Luncheon Will No Longer Include Lunch

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Drive-by Easter Egg Hunt

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Thief Nabbed Returning for Ass

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Passing Wind Strands BC Ferry Passengers

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Cash Boost By Elderly Satan

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Gasoline Station Also Will Offer Mammograms

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For Valentine's Day, Try to Plan Your Spontaneity

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Police Want Extra Eyes To Catch Impaired Drivers

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Woman Is Pregnant Thanks To Her Sister

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