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Friends Trade Tattered Card for 49 Years
Associated Press
Headlines
L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
Headline
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Toad Stuck In Share Hole Despite High-Profile Signing
The Daily Telegraph
Headlines
Player Fined For Using Obscure Language To Umpire
Sarasota Morning Star
Headlines
Meat Head Fights Hike In Minimum Pay
Headline
Headlines
Barefoot Prowler Nabbed After Leaving His Flip-Flops At Crime Scene
The Sun Sentinel
Headlines
In Florida
X-ray Confirms Snake Swallowed Dog
Associated Press
Headlines
Men Get A Lesson On Kerb Crawling
The Times
Headlines
Government's Attack On Greys Premature
The Victoria Times Colonial
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Amnesia Costs Accountant 11 Years
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The Correct Version Declares God Ambidextrous
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Surgery For Duck Hurt By Anglers Left Hook
The Jersey Evening Post
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Infant Morality Shows Drop Here
In Bridgeston Connecticut
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Malaysian Transvestites Whack Religious Police with Handbags
AFP
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Prosecutor Releases Probe Into Undersheriff
Headline
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Man Punches Fiancee After She Kisses Another Woman, Setting Off Backyard Brawl
The Oakland Press
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Baker Stabbed Woman 99 Times In Self-Defense
Irish Time
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Man Shot In Los Boliches
The Town Crier (Malaga)
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(Bowling alleys)
Deaf-mute Gets New Hearing in Killing
Headline
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Wingnut Dept Ceiling Demands
CNN Money
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Tony Blair Promises Parents The Right To Smack
The Independent
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