Subject: Headlines (Page 98)

Forecasters Call For Weather on Monday

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Lizard Re-routes Queen's Plane

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Man Blames Reckless Driving on Martians

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Report Shows Need For Paper Cuts

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52 Foot Officers to Patrol Violent Neighborhoods

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Gas Smell Diverts Flight, But It Was Just Passengers Pants

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German Driver Beaten for Observing Speed Limit

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Grover Man Draws Prison Term, Fine For Sex Acts

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Lawmen from Mexico Barbecue Guests

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Study Says Snoring Drivers Have More Accidents

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Massive Blow Jobs for Belmullet

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Drunk Woman Steals a Ferry and Yells: I’m Jack Sparrow!

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Dead Dogs Explode

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Slave Sale Aids Charity

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Real Godmother Becomes Fairy Godmother

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Health Officials Say Flammable Water is OK to Drink

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Psychotic White Rhino Boards Freedom Flight

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Wife Drowns In Kitchen While Looking For Food

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Cabbage Diced In Social Unrest

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Health Officials Were Given Hip Warning In 1995

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Whale Flatulence Stuns Scientists

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