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(Page 98)
Cash Reward To Be Offered Whenever a Cop Is Shot
The Star-Ledger (Newark NJ)
Headlines
Uncut Workers Better Survivors
The Australian
Headlines
Bananas Get Animated
Headline
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Tomatoes Come In Big, Little, Medium Sizes
The Daily Progress (Charlottesville VA)
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Man Appears Over Swimming Pool Body
BBC North Ceefax
Headlines
Man's Bitten Finger Was 'Trespassing'
Bradford Telegraph & Argus
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Bush Asks Nation for Patients
Headline
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Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984
Headline
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Central Bank Aims To Replace The Mattress
The Guardian
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Man Tries To Pay For Dinner With A Bag Of Pot
Buffalo News.com
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In Niagara Falls
Mafia Boss Escapes in Wheelchair
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Pupils Train As Counsellors To Help Upset Classmates
The Times
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India's Nuclear Yeti
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Jocelyn Elders Forces Clinton's Hand
Associated Press
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Bottoming Is a Messy Process
MarketWatch
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Granny Beats Off Alligator
The Sydney (Australia) Morning Herald
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Hunt for Bin Laden – Experts Agree: Al Qaeda Leader is Dead or Alive
CNN
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Swamp Thing Bedevils Police Station
The Record (Hackensack New Jersey)
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We Think Rain Caused The Floods, Says Thames Water
The Newbury & Thatcham Chronicle
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Teacher Dies; Board Accepts His Resignation
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Drunken Student is Locked up and Fined for Calling Police Horse Gay
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Oxford England
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