Subject: Headlines (Page 98)

Cash Reward To Be Offered Whenever a Cop Is Shot

Uncut Workers Better Survivors

Bananas Get Animated

Tomatoes Come In Big, Little, Medium Sizes

Man Appears Over Swimming Pool Body

Man's Bitten Finger Was 'Trespassing'

Bush Asks Nation for Patients

Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984

Central Bank Aims To Replace The Mattress

Man Tries To Pay For Dinner With A Bag Of Pot

Mafia Boss Escapes in Wheelchair

Pupils Train As Counsellors To Help Upset Classmates

India's Nuclear Yeti

Jocelyn Elders Forces Clinton's Hand

Bottoming Is a Messy Process

Granny Beats Off Alligator

Hunt for Bin Laden – Experts Agree: Al Qaeda Leader is Dead or Alive

Swamp Thing Bedevils Police Station

We Think Rain Caused The Floods, Says Thames Water

Teacher Dies; Board Accepts His Resignation

Drunken Student is Locked up and Fined for Calling Police Horse Gay