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Burritos at 6 a.m. Followed By Hot Air
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Car Lost In Untended Garden
The Daily Telegraph
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Alien Gangs Prey On UK
Daily Mirror
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Seven Foreigners, Seven Locals Up Each Other At Wotulu Memorial
Indonesian Observer
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Man In Diaper Directs Traffic
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Man Held Over Giant L.A. Brush Fire
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Ants Show BT How To Control Computers
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Omagh Team Aims To Make Pigs Fly Gracefully
The Irish Times
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Bonehead Siphoned Gas From Police Car, Posts Photo On Facebook
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In Jenkens Kentucky
Police Kill Youth In Effort To Stop His Suicide Attempt
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QEH Spending $1.2m To Help Curb Bowl Cancer
The Advertiser
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Pigs Fly Flag For Farmers
The Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
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Elf To Sell Major North Sea Assets
BBC Ceefax
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Teen Girls Driving More Like Boys
Associated Press
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Missing Link Blamed For Road Deaths
The Newark Advertiser
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Family's Ceiling Leaked Dead Birds
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Constipation Is Not the Root of All Evil After All
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Reuters
Texans Chip-In to Rescue Stranded Chicken-Hypnotist
Reuters
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Boy Wants To Mount Autographed Guitar
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Man Pepper-Sprays Woman, Steals Her Monkey [sic]
NBC News
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Grand Junction CO
Youth Steals Funds For Charity
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