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Subject:
Headlines
(Page 99)
Dead Dogs Explode
The Bakersfield Californian
Headlines
Panthers Destroy Viking Visitors
Peterborough Evening Telegraph
Headlines
Sports
Snowman Accused Of Indecency
The Daily Telegraph
Headlines
Christmas Trees Don’t Grow On Trees
Headline
Headlines
Christmas
Granny Beats Off Alligator
The Sydney (Australia) Morning Herald
Headlines
Minneapolis Will Pay $165,000 to Zombies
The Star Tribune
Headlines
Zombies
Connie Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies
Headline
Headlines
Dead Man Accuses President
The Guardian
Headlines
Brief Cooking At Low Heat Recommended For Diabetes
Headline
Headlines
If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is “no.”
Davis's Law
Headlines
Murphy’s Laws
Questions
Floods Only Bring More Tears
Headline
Headlines
Fence Not Keeping Deer From Waltzing
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Headlines
Duck Meat Pie Kills Three Colombian Nuns
Infobeat
Headlines
Apartment Manager Cooked for Missionaries, Sick Friends
Headline
Headlines
Caribbean Islands Drift To Left
Headline
Headlines
Man Wins His Job Back After He Dies
The Daily Mirror
Headlines
Investigators Determine Man Not a Man
Headline
Headlines
Gentler War Promised in Colombia
Associated Press
Headlines
S. Africa Battles Invasion Of Alien Water-Snatchers
Daily Yomiuri (Japan)
Headlines
Bird Crime Up
Dally Telegraph
Headlines
Use Of Heroin Shooting Up
The Huntingdon Town Crier
Headlines
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