Subject: Health (Page 3)

As I get older I'm going to hear "You look great" a lot less than I'm going to hear "You look sick.”

American stand-up comedian
Age Appearance Health Old

I like to call therapy “baggage claim.”

(1982 – ) American comedian & actress
Health

Internship: A sleepless ordeal imposed on young M.D.’s for the purpose of weeding out the weak and infirm among them, and eroding the health of the survivors sufficiently to ensure better empathy in the years to come.

Definitions Doctors

Somebody once said that laughter is the best medicine, and that was clearly written by a man that never tried Vicodin.

(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author
Activities Drugs Emotions Health Laughter

If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.

Death Doctors Health Life Proverbs

If men could get pregnant,abortion would be a sacrament.

(1916 – 2000) American lawyer & activist
Health Men People

Health food makes me sick.

(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist
Food/Drink Health

Money cannot buy health, but I'll settle for a diamond studded wheelchair.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Health Money

CPR: An emergency exercise that helps concerned onlookers feel useful while the victim expires.

Definitions Health

Nurses: Patient people.

Definitions Health Occupations

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun.

(1933 – 1998) comedian & actor
Health

Hypochondria is the one disease I haven’t got.

(1951 – ) English television writer
Health

Three things are bad for you: I can't remember the first two, but doughnuts are the third.

football coach
Food/Drink Football Health Sports

A rule of thumb in the matter of medical advice is to take everything any doctor says with a grain of aspirin.


Doctors Health Wordplay

What Moles Tell You About Yourself

Book Titles Health

Osteopath: A man who works his fingers to your bones.

Definitions Doctors

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

(1930 – ) actor, writer, film & television director
Characteristics Health

… expensive care

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors Health Malaprops

You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.

Health Murphy’s Laws

… one says to the other her mum had a cyst on on her aviary.

Health Malaprops

Cold: An ailment cured in two weeks with a doctor’s care, and in fourteen days without it.

Definitions Doctors Health