Subject: Insults

Don't be so humble – you are not that great.

(1898 – 1978) Israeli prime minister
Characteristics Insults

She's about as feminine as a sidewalk drill.

(1925 – ) U.S. senator (Alabama)
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Why don't you trade in your head for a bowling ball?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

He'd make a lovely corpse.

(1812 – 1870) English novelist
Death Insults

After all the nice things I’ve said about that hag! … when I get hold of her I’ll tear out every hair of her mustache!

(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Appearance Insults

All Englishmen talk as if they’ve got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
England Insults Places Speech

[George] Bernard Shaw has discovered himself, and gave ungrudgingly of his discovery to the world.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
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People say satire is dead; it's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Communication Government Insults

A retail mind in a wholesale business.

(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
Insults Intelligence

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

(1948 – 1990) comedian
Animals Children Insults

Cesar Romero would attend the opening of a napkin.

(1913 – 1989) American radio, television, film & voice actor
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I think a lot of Bernstein… but not as much as he does.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Alice Jane Chandler Webster (1876 – 1916) writer & author
Communication Conversation Insults Speech

To hear Alice Keppel talk about her escape from france, one would think had swum the Channel, with her maid between her teeth.

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Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Appearance Insults

A great actress, from the waist down.

(1848 – 1935) English actress
Acting Insults

So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright
Insults

Dennis has become like a prostitute, but now it's gotten ridiculous, to the point where he will do anything humanly possible to make money.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Insults Time

Scotland: That garret of the earth – that knuckle-end of England – that land of Calvin, oatcakes, and sulfur.

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman
Insults Places

He would sooner keep hot coals in his mouth than a witticism.

(1810 – 1892) Scottish minister
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