Subject: Insults

She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Age Insults

Failure has gone to his head.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Characteristics Failure Insults Problems

The boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults Stupidity TV/Movie Quotes

Actress: I enjoyed your book. Who wrote it for you?

Chase: I'm so glad you liked it. Who read it to you?

(1900 – 1978) American actress & novelist
Books Communication Insults Reading/Writing

He sings like he's throwing up.

(1963 – ) British actor, comedian, television presenter & executive producer
Insults

Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common: they both seek to pull down that which they could never build.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Beliefs Insults

A hyena in syrup.

(1933 – ) Russian poet, novelist, screenwriter, actor, editor & film director
Insults

He couldn't mastermind an electric bulb into a socket.

(1891 – 1951) comedian, singer, theater & film actress
Insults

The Russians have a weapon that can wipe out two hundred eighty thousand Americans… that puts them exactly ten years behind Howard Cosell.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Insults

He is a self-made man and worships his creator.

(1811 – 1889) British statesman
Characteristics Insults

She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Characteristics Insults

Cesar Romero would attend the opening of a napkin.

(1913 – 1989) American radio, television, film & voice actor
Insults

Sometimes Howard makes me wish I was a dog and he was a fireplug.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing Insults Sports

She’s upstairs filing her teeth.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults

This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis
Insults People

Is there no beginning to your talents?

(1952 – ) British barrister, comedy writer, and radio & television presenter
Insults

Judge Judy went to the hospital because she was having intestinal troubles; turns out, she hates her own guts.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Insults

His ignorance is encyclopedic.

(1915 – 2002) Israeli diplomat & politician
Insults Intelligence

Oh you arch-ass – you double-barrelled ass!

(1770 – 1827) German composer & pianist
Insults

People say satire is dead; it's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Communication Government Insults

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Insults TV/Movie Quotes