Subject: Insults (Page 14)

Wallowing in corruption like a rhinoceros in an African pool.

(1831 – 1902) journalist & newspaper editor
Crime Insults

She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together.

(1948 – 2003) comedy writer & speaker
Insults

Judge: Are you trying to show contempt for this court, Mr Smith?

Smith: No, My Lord. I am attempting to conceal it.

(1872 – 1930) British statesman, politician & lawyer
Government Insults

She could carry off anything; and some people said that she did.

(1862 – 1933) British novelist
Insults

I could carve out of a banana a judge with more backbone than that.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president
Insults

Pushing forty? … she's hanging on for dear life.

(1884 – 1969) English novelist
Age Insults

The trouble with Hooker is that he's got his headquarters where his hindquarters ought to be.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Insults

If there’s one thing for which I admire you, it’s your original discovery of the Ten Commandments.

(1839 – 1902) Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives
Insults

Oh, if I could piss the way he speaks!

(1841 – 1929) French statesman, physician & journalist
Insults Speech

Woman: I need shoes.

Al: Blacksmith's right around the corner.

(1946 – ) American actor
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

Insults

Oh you arch-ass – you double-barrelled ass!

(1770 – 1827) German composer & pianist
Insults

Well at least he has finally found his true love… what a pity he can’t marry himself.

(1915 – 1998) American singer & actor
Characteristics Insults

At first I thought he was walking a dog… then I realized it was his date.

(1918 – 1984) American actress & singer
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Insults

His features resembled a fossilized wash rag.

(1925 – 2008) British journalist
Appearance Insults

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Health Insults Situations

If you don't like my opinion of you – improve yourself!

Beliefs Insults Opinion

The first known case of a rat joining a sinking ship.

Insults

Presley sounded like Jayne Mansfield looked – blowsy and loud and low.

(1959 – ) English writer & columnist
Insults

With his womanly voice, stark white skin and Medusa hair, his gash of red lipstick, heavy eyeliner, almost nonexistent nose and lopsided face, Jackson was making his TV appearance in order to scotch all rumors that he is not quite normal.

(1957 –) British critic & satirist
Insults