Subject: Insults (Page 15)

What do you eat for dinner … furniture?

(1926 – 2017) American stand-up comedian & actor
Insults

She probably thinks Sinai is the plural of sinus.

(1942 – ) British politician
Insults

She’s like an apple turnover that got crushed in a grocery bag on a hot day.

(1947 – ) American author, teacher & social critic
Appearance Insults People

Devotees of awful filmmaking can't go wrong with this one.

movie critic
Film Insults

McEnroe was as charming as always, which means that he was as charming as a dead mouse in a loaf of bread.

(1939 – ) Australian author, critic, broadcaster, poet & memoirist
Insults

He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea and that was wrong.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author
Ideas Insults Intelligence

A fungus of pendulous shape.

(1848 – 1892) daughter of Henry James
Insults

She could carry off anything; and some people said that she did.

(1862 – 1933) British novelist
Insults

Ambassador Trentino: I didn’t come here to be insulted!

Rufus T. Firefly: That’s what you think!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Tell me the story of that frock Judy, it's obviously an old favorite; you were wise to remove the curtain rings.

(1934 – ) Australian comedian, satirist, artist, & author
Insults

I would not want Jimmy Carter and his men in charge of snake control in Ireland.

(1916 – 2005) American politician & poet
Beliefs Insults Opinion

If ever a single person was living proof that intelligence is a meaningless quality without modest common sense, it was Susan Sontag.

(1947 – ) English-born Irish journalist & writer
Insults Intelligence

Berlioz composes by splashing his pen over the manuscript and leaving the issue to chance.

(1810 – 1849) Polish composer & virtuoso pianist
Entertainment Insults Music

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics Insults Opinion

She was divinely, hysterically, insanely malevolent.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Insults

In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Beliefs Education Fools God Insults Intelligence

Alfred Hitchcock: One look at you and I know there's famine in the land.

Shaw’s reply: One look at you, Mr. Hitchcock, and I know who caused it.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Appearance Body Fat Insults

I wouldn’t speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying ice.

Expressions Insults Opinion

She resembles the Venus de Milo: she is very old, has no teeth, and has white spots on her yellow skin.

(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet
Appearance Insults

He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously.

(1828 – 1897) Scottish writer
Insults

That woman’s as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults TV/Movie Quotes