Subject: Insults (Page 17)

He puts the 'goober' in 'gubernatorial.’

(1943 – ) U.S. agriculture commissioner, columnist, activist & author
Insults

It makes me look as if I were straining a stool.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Art Insults

The trouble with Ian [Fleming] is that he gets off with women because he can’t get on with them.

(1901 – 1990) British novelist
Insults People Women

His tattoos are like shit that you wrote on the cover of your notebook.

(1968 – ) American stand-up comedian
Insults Things

A uniquely unpleasant individual with appalling taste in men… or should that be taste in appalling men?

Irish journalist
Insults

He looks as though he’s been weaned on a pickle.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
Appearance Insults

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Dear Randolph, utterly unspoilt by failure.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Failure Insults

Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch; maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Entertainment Film Insults

He is just about the nastiest little man I've ever known; he struts sitting down.

Insults

Is there no beginning to your talents?

(1952 – ) British barrister, comedy writer, and radio & television presenter
Insults

Actress: I enjoyed your book. Who wrote it for you?

Chase: I'm so glad you liked it. Who read it to you?

(1900 – 1978) American actress & novelist
Books Communication Insults Reading/Writing

She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.

(1887 – 1943) theater critic & commentator
Insults

Maybe it's the hair, maybe it's the teeth, maybe it's the intellect…. no, it's the hair.

(1944 – ) American television critic
Appearance Insults

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Appearance Insults

That's not writing, that's typing.

(1924 – 1984) American author
Communication Insults Reading/Writing

That woman’s as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Insults People

Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can't dress.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Clothing England Insults Places

I could carve out of a banana a judge with more backbone than that.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president
Insults

She looks like she combs her hair with an eggbeater.

(1881 – 1972) American gossip columnist
Appearance Insults