Subject: Insults (Page 2)

He has become the oldest living cute boy in the world.

(1953 – ) American author, journalist & opinion columnist
Age Appearance Insults Old

Like a cushion he always bore the impress of the last man who had sat on him.

(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
Insults

Pearl is a disease of oysters…Levant is a disease of Hollywood.

(1927 – 1980) English theatre critic & writer
Insults

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music?

(1813 – 1883) German composer, conductor, theatre director & essayist
Entertainment Insults Music

The cruelest thing that has happened to Lincoln since he was shot by Booth was to fall into the hands of Carl Sandburg.

(1895 – 1972) writer and literary & social critic
Insults

The little man on top of the wedding cake.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
Insults

Cecil B. DeMille was De phony and De hypocrite of all time.

(1920 – 1985 Russian-born American actor of stage & film
Insults

Definition of irony: Sharon Osborne judging talent

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Insults

You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Animals Insults

The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Insults

I've had them both, and I don't think much of either.

(1903 – 1979) British actress, theatre director & author
Insults Sex

The tautness of his face sours ripe grapes.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Appearance Insults

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics Insults Opinion

Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda; it’s the first time an entire Third-World-country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian, television host, actress, & author
Insults

He’s the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Frugal Insults Money

You make Al Capone look like a petty shoplifter.


Insults

It makes me look as if I were straining a stool.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Art Insults

She was a large woman who seemed not so much dressed as upholstered.

(1860 – 1937) Scottish author, dramatist (creator of Peter Pan)
Appearance Body Clothing Insults

Neither am I.

(1937 – 1995) English satirist, writer & comedian
Books Communication Insults

What do you do if you're in a room with Muammar Qaddafi, Saddam Hussein, and John Sununu, and you have a gun with only two bullets? … shoot Sununu twice.

(1933 – ) U.S. senator (Massachusetts)
Insults

As you know President Bush is on a tour of Europe; he says he's hoping to see the whole country.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Insults Places