Subject: Insults (Page 2)

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

(1926 – 1999) actor, comedian & female impersonator
Insults

An enchanting toad of a man.

(1900 – 1993) American actress
Insults

He strains his conversation through a cigar.

(1846–1916) American essayist, editor, critic & lecturer
Communication Conversation Insults Speech

I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now! – alcoholic and a racist!

(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
Insults People

He's so small, he's a waste of skin.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
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Otto von Bismarck: The Germans have just bought a new country in Africa where Jews and pigs will be tolerated.

Disraeli: Fortunately, we are both here (in England).

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author
Insults People

I think Nancy does most of his talking; you'll notice that she never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Communication Insults Speech

I'd rather be a lamppost in Denver than the mayor of Philadelphia.

American professional boxer
Boxing Insults Places Sports

Definition of irony: Sharon Osborne judging talent

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Insults

He would sooner keep hot coals in his mouth than a witticism.

(1810 – 1892) Scottish minister
Insults

If you don't like my opinion of you – improve yourself!

Beliefs Insults Opinion

As you know President Bush is on a tour of Europe; he says he's hoping to see the whole country.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Insults Places

He objected to ideas only when others had them.

(1906 – 1990) British historian
Ideas Insults Intelligence

Walt Whitman is as unacquainted with art as a hog with mathematics.

Insults

You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Animals Insults

He would not blow his nose without moralizing on conditions in the handkerchief industry.

(1903 – 1974) English intellectual, literary critic & writer
Insults Opinion

She has a face that belongs to the sea and the wind, with large rocking-horse nostrils and teeth that you just know bite an apple every day.

(1904 – 1980) English photographer, interior, stage & costume designer
Insults

He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the power to use them.

(1819 – 1875) English priest, university professor, historian & novelist
Insults Intelligence People

She has more talent to the square head than anybody I know.

(1908–1960) British film actress
Acting Entertainment Insults

I thought he was a young man of promise; but it appears he was a young man of promises.

(1848 – 1930) British Conservative politician & statesman
Insults