Subject: Insults (Page 21)

She's all done up like a well-kept grave.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Age Appearance Insults Old

Nothing trivial, I hope.

(1839 – 1919) Irish writer
Health Insults

She must use Novocain lipstick.

(1918 – 2004) radio and television comedian & talk show host
Insults

God, whom you doubtless remember as that quaint old subordinate of General Douglas MacArthur…

(1904 – 1979) Jewish-American humorist, author & screenwriter
Insults Opinion

Some folks are wise and some are otherwise.

(1721 – 1771) Scottish poet & author
Insults Intelligence People

I treasure every moment that I do not see her.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Insults

Don King is one of the great humanitarians of our time. He has risen above that great term, prejudice. He has screwed everybody he has ever been around. Hog, dog, or frog, it don't matter to Don. If you got a quarter, he wants the first 26 cents.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Insults Sports

His favorite exercise is climbing tall people.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Appearance Body Insults

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Appearance Insults

The first time I saw you on stage I realized what a wonderful voice you've got; I think you're so brave not to have had it trained.

(1865-1940) English actress
Entertainment Insults Reviews/Criticism

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Communication Education Ideas Insults Intelligence Speech

Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now! – alcoholic and a racist!

(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
Insults People

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t hate you… I just don’t like that you exist.

(1975 – ) American author
Insults

Devotees of awful filmmaking can't go wrong with this one.

movie critic
Film Insults

He is a boil on the butt of humanity!

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

You have a good and kind soul… it just doesn't match the rest of you.

Insults

He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'fear;’ of course, there are lots of words he doesn't know the meaning of.

college football coach
Insults Intelligence

He would stab his best friend for the sake of writing an epigram on his tombstone.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults Reading/Writing

He looked like something that had gotten loose from Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

(1888 – 1964) comedian & actor
Appearance Body Insults

What do you do if you're in a room with Muammar Qaddafi, Saddam Hussein, and John Sununu, and you have a gun with only two bullets? … shoot Sununu twice.

(1933 – ) U.S. senator (Massachusetts)
Insults