Subject: Insults (Page 24)

What can you do with a man who looks like a female llama surprised when bathing?

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.

American author
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I’d wring your neck… if you had one.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
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If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.

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She’s so hairy – when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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Englishwomen's shoes look as if they had been made by someone who had often heard shoes described, but had never seen any.

(1910 – 1997) American writer
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A glorified bandmaster.

(1879 – 1961) English conductor
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The trouble with Ian [Fleming] is that he gets off with women because he can’t get on with them.

(1901 – 1990) British novelist
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He wouldn't commit himself to the time of day from a hatful of watches.

(1894 – 1969) American writer
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The only person who ever left the Iron Curtain wearing it.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
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I am going to hell and I'm looking forward to it… I'll finally get to meet Madonna.

(1965 – ) American comedian
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Winston has devoted the best years of his life to preparing his impromptu speeches.

(1872 – 1930) British statesman, politician & lawyer
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To know him was to like him; not to know him was to love him.

(1884 – 1947) Jewish American lyricist
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Pamela Lee said her name is tattooed on her husband's penis; which explains why she changed her name from Anderson to Lee.

(1963 – ) television host & comedian
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She not only kept her lovely figure, she’s added so much to it.

(1927 – 1987) actor, dancer, choreographer, director, screenwriter & director
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In feathered hats that were once the rage, she resembles a petrified parakeet from the Jurassic age; a royal wreck.

Richard Blackwell (1922 – 2008) fashion critic, journalist, & designer
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Donald Rumsfeld… love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
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Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.

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Poor George [Bush], he can't help it; he was born with a silver foot in his mouth.

(1933 – 2006) politician
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She is a peacock in everything but beauty.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
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