Subject: Insults (Page 29)

I have just returned from Boston; it is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

He is a boil on the butt of humanity!

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

I wouldn’t speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying ice.

Her hair lounges on her shoulders like an anesthetized cocker spaniel.

American journalist & critic

Don't be so humble – you are not that great.

(1898 – 1978) Israeli prime minister

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

You're like a pay toilet, aren't you? … you don't give a shit for nothing.

(1905 – 1976) industrialist, aviator, engineer, film producer & philanthropist

He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea.

(1902 – 1968) novelist

He is just about the nastiest little man I've ever known; he struts sitting down.

Edward Woodward… Edward Woodward… sounds like a fart in the bath.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

There goes the famous good time that was had by all.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater

He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered his soul.

(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman

If she was cast as Lady Godiva the horse would steal the show.

He' a Boy Scout with a hormone imbalance.

(1940 – ) writer & commentator

For God's sake, go and tell that young man to take that Rockingham tea service out of his tights.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

I'm not intending to imply insult or judgment here but I am curious to know in order to be able to respond to your posts in an appropriate manner, so please forgive what appears to be, but in fact is not intended as, an insulting question: Are you stupid?

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Otto von Bismarck: The Germans have just bought a new country in Africa where Jews and pigs will be tolerated.

Disraeli: Fortunately, we are both here (in England).

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

I love that black dress; that neckline is plunging faster than Aretha Franklin’s head into a bucket of fried chicken.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Damn your nose, madam… there’s no end to it!

(1727 – 1788) English painter

He must have been an incredibly good shot.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter