Subject: Insults (Page 29)

And I think I'll call it Superstar? Jesus Christ!

British writer & comedian
Insults

He got a reputation as a great actor by just thinking hard about the next line.

(1894 – 1982) American film director, film producer & screenwriter
Acting Insults

Nothing trivial, I hope.

(1839 – 1919) Irish writer
Health Insults

His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open.

(1905 – 1976) industrialist, aviator, engineer, film producer & philanthropist
Appearance Insults

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Insults Wives

Vivian: Nice outfit.

Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.

(1976 – ) American actress & producer
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

(1904 – 2000) English actor, director & producer
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

She looks like someone who would eat her young.

(1949 – ) English actor, novelist, director, screenwriter & politician
Insults

She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people.

(1913 – 1995) Canadian novelist, playwright, critic, journalist & professor
Insults

The worst and most homeliest thing to hit the screens since Liza Minelli.

(1925 – ) American author and literary, theater & film critic
Insults

Our loss is their loss.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Beliefs Insults Religion

He would sooner keep hot coals in his mouth than a witticism.

(1810 – 1892) Scottish minister
Insults

His style has the desperate jauntiness of an orchestra fiddling away for dear life on a sinking ship.

(1895 – 1972) writer and literary & social critic
Insults

You had to stand in line to hate him.

(1885 – 1966) American actress & gossip columnist
Insults

A garden gnome expelled from Eden.

(1927 – 1980) English theatre critic & writer
Insults

I don’t want to be patronizing… that means “talking down.”


Insults

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Communication Insults Opinion

Too often the strong silent man is silent because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics Communication Insults Speech

He’s so old his social security number is two digits.

Age Insults Old

He is racist, he's homophobic, he's xenophobic and he's a sexist; he's the perfect Republican candidate.

(1940 – ) talk radio host, political commentator and author
Characteristics Insults

Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
America Insults Places