Subject: Insults (Page 3)

There goes the famous good time that was had by all.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Insults

The one good thing about global warming is that as the waters rise, Hazel Blears will drown first.

Insults

A man who so much resembled a Baked Alaska – sweet, warm and gungy on the outside, hard and cold within.

(1963 – ) Irish novelist
Insults

He couldn't see a belt without hitting below it.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit
Insults

This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis
Insults People

Sir Richard-the-Chicken-Hearted.

(1911 – 1978) U.S. vice president & politician
Insults

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Barbara Walters is said to sleep standing so that the silicone won't move.

(1936 – ) Greek-born journalist & writer
Appearance Insults

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Age Divorce Insults Marriage

A glorified bandmaster.

(1879 – 1961) English conductor
Insults Music

He objected to ideas only when others had them.

(1906 – 1990) British historian
Ideas Insults Intelligence

A woman whose face looked as if it had been made of sugar and someone had licked it.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Appearance Insults

He puts the 'goober' in 'gubernatorial.’

(1943 – ) U.S. agriculture commissioner, columnist, activist & author
Insults

Honey, beside me, you look like Tony Randall!

(1933 – 1967) American actress, entertainer & Hollywood sex symbol
Appearance Body Insults

He'd make a lovely corpse.

(1812 – 1870) English novelist
Death Insults

He hasn’t an enemy in the world – but all his friends hate him.

(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
Friends Insults People Shopping

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor
Characteristics Honesty Insults Lies

Howard Cosell is nobody’s fool. He’s everybody’s fool.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing Insults Sports

Listening to a speech by Chamberlain is like paying a visit to Woolworth's; everything in its place and nothing above sixpence.

(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician
Insults Speech

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults Life Past

He is a servant of humanity… who had done really brilliant work in isolating fees.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Doctors Health Insults