Subject: Insults (Page 33)

Bette [Davis] and I are good friends; there's nothing I wouldn't say to her face – both of them.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Insults

Every drop of blood in that man's veins has eyes that look downward.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher
Insults

You’re a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

If his IQ slips any lower, we’ll have to water him twice a day.

(1944 – 2007) newspaper columnist, political commentator, humorist & author
Insults Intelligence

I once described him [Arnold Schwarzenegger] as looking like a condom full of walnuts.

(1939 – ) Australian author, critic, broadcaster, poet & memoirist
Appearance Insults

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination.

(1912 – 2006) Romanian-born Canadian writer
Canada Insults

Dan Quayle is more stupid than Ronald Reagan put together.

(1954 – ) cartoonist, screenwriter, producer & creator of The Simpsons
Insults Intelligence

He's thin as piss on a hot rock.

(1908 – 1985) U.S. senator (Indiana)
Insults

And I think I'll call it Superstar? Jesus Christ!

British writer & comedian
Insults

A kind of cross between Julia Roberts and Jack Nicholson.

British journalist, author and television & music critic
Insults People

Jane Fonda coming back to the screen after a decade-and-a-half absence in Monster-in-Law is like Brando returning from the dead to star in a Police Academy movie.

(1952 – ) American film critic & columnist
Entertainment Film Insults

Well, it only proves what they always say – give the public something they want to see, and they’ll come out for it.

(1913 – 1997) American comedian & radio & television host
Insults

She was never really charming until she died.

(195/185–159 BC) playwright of the Roman Republic
Insults

He is useless on top of the ground; he aught to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Insults

A trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Hollywood Insults Places

There goes the famous good time that was had by all.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Insults

He would sooner keep hot coals in his mouth than a witticism.

(1810 – 1892) Scottish minister
Insults

His ignorance is encyclopedic.

(1915 – 2002) Israeli diplomat & politician
Insults Intelligence

Harpo, she's a lovely person – she deserves a good husband; marry her before she finds one.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Insults Marriage People

Pamela Anderson revealed all the taste and refinement of a hooker on holiday.

(1933 – ) English actress & author
Appearance Insults

They want to play the blues so badly… and that's how they play it – badly!

American bluesman
Entertainment Insults Music