Subject: Insults (Page 34)

He has a profound contempt for human nature; of course, he is much given to introspection.

(1754 – 1838) French prime minister & diplomat

The little man on top of the wedding cake.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit

In feathered hats that were once the rage, she resembles a petrified parakeet from the Jurassic age; a royal wreck.

Richard Blackwell (1922 – 2008) fashion critic, journalist, & designer

I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

Come again when you can't stay so long.

(1860 – 1942) German-English painter

She was divinely, hysterically, insanely malevolent.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater

A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.

(1688 – 1744) English poet

I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.

(1920 – 2000) American actor

He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.

You can always reason with a German… you can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

Definition of irony: Sharon Osborne judging talent

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

She reminds me of Paul Revere's ride – a little light in the belfry.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

Writer, William Faulkner about Ernest Hemingway: He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.

Hemingway: Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words?

(1899 – 1961) author & journalist

One of the nicest old ladies I ever met.

(1897-1962) American writer

It's great to be with Bill Buckley because you don't have to think; he takes a position and you automatically take the opposite and you know you are right.

(1908 – 2006) Canadian-American economist

A tortured man who sprayed his loathing on anyone within range.

(1920 – 2006) American actress

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright

It is not necessary to have relatives in Kansas City to be unhappy.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

He's a disappointed narcissist.

(1949 – ) English actor, writer & theater director

I'm not intending to imply insult or judgment here but I am curious to know in order to be able to respond to your posts in an appropriate manner, so please forgive what appears to be, but in fact is not intended as, an insulting question: Are you stupid?

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Pearl is a disease of oysters…Levant is a disease of Hollywood.

(1927 – 1980) English theatre critic & writer