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Insults
(Page 34)
He has a profound contempt for human nature; of course, he is much given to introspection.
Charles de Talleyrand-Périgord
(1754 – 1838) French prime minister & diplomat
Insults
Of French statesman Joseph Fouché
The little man on top of the wedding cake.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
(1884 – 1980) author & wit
Insults
Of Thomas Dewey
In feathered hats that were once the rage, she resembles a petrified parakeet from the Jurassic age; a royal wreck.
‘Mr. Blackwell’
Richard Blackwell (1922 – 2008) fashion critic, journalist, & designer
Appearance
Insults
About Camilla Parker-Bowles
I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.
Foghorn Leghorn
cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults
TV/Movie Quotes
Come again when you can't stay so long.
Walter Sickert
(1860 – 1942) German-English painter
Insults
Guests
She was divinely, hysterically, insanely malevolent.
Bette Davis
(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Insults
About Theda Bara
A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.
Alexander Pope
(1688 – 1744) English poet
Insults
Intelligence
I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
Walter Matthau
(1920 – 2000) American actor
Insults
Boast
To Barbra Streisand
He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.
Anonymous
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Honesty
Insults
Cheat
Liars
Not to be trusted
You can always reason with a German… you can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
P.J. O'Rourke
(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Insults
People
Definition of irony: Sharon Osborne judging talent
Stewart Francis
Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
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Sharon Osborne
She reminds me of Paul Revere's ride – a little light in the belfry.
Foghorn Leghorn
cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
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Intelligence
TV/Movie Quotes
Writer, William Faulkner about Ernest Hemingway: He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
Hemingway: Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
Ernest Hemingway
(1899 – 1961) author & journalist
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One of the nicest old ladies I ever met.
William Faulkner
(1897-1962) American writer
Insults
On Henry James
It's great to be with Bill Buckley because you don't have to think; he takes a position and you automatically take the opposite and you know you are right.
John Kenneth Galbraith
(1908 – 2006) Canadian-American economist
Beliefs
Insults
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William Buckley
A tortured man who sprayed his loathing on anyone within range.
Shelley Winters
(1920 – 2006) American actress
Insults
On Oscar Levant
Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
Alan Bennett
English author, actor, humorist & playwright
Appearance
Insults
It is not necessary to have relatives in Kansas City to be unhappy.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Family
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Kansas City
He's a disappointed narcissist.
Simon Callow
(1949 – ) English actor, writer & theater director
Appearance
Body
Insults
Narcissism
Of actor Charles Laughton
I'm not intending to imply insult or judgment here but I am curious to know in order to be able to respond to your posts in an appropriate manner, so please forgive what appears to be, but in fact is not intended as, an insulting question: Are you stupid?
Melinda Shore
blog host
Insults
Pearl is a disease of oysters…Levant is a disease of Hollywood.
Kenneth Tynan
(1927 – 1980) English theatre critic & writer
Insults
Oscar Levant
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