Subject: Insults (Page 36)

Englishwomen's shoes look as if they had been made by someone who had often heard shoes described, but had never seen any.

(1910 – 1997) American writer
Appearance Clothing England Insults Places

I believe that Lady Gaga is like a carnival ride; from a distance she looks fun, but up close, you don’t wanna climb on that.

(1957 – ) American comedian
Insults

She not only worships the golden calf, she barbecues it for lunch.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Insults

To know him was to like him; not to know him was to love him.

(1884 – 1947) Jewish American lyricist
Insults People

Michael Jackson’s album was only called “Bad” because there wasn’t enough room on the sleeve for “Pathetic.”

Rogers Nelson (1958 – ) singer, songwriter, musician & actor
Insults

He would kill his own mother just so that he could use her skin to make a drum to beat his own praises.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit
Characteristics Insults Mothers

You're a parasite for sore eyes.

(1897 – 1960) Russian-born American film director, actor & producer
Insults

A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.

(1688 – 1744) English poet
Insults Intelligence

He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty Insults

He's [Frank Sinatra] the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.

(1924 – 2004) American actor
Characteristics Insults

So thoroughly corrupt, every time he smiles an angel gets gonorrhea!

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Insults People

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.

(1909 – 1995) American journalist
Insults

She did not so much cook food as assassinate food

English writer
Cooking Food/Drink Insults

He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.

(1907 – 1987) journalist & columnist
Insults

The only reason he had a child is so that he can meet babysitters.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host
Insults People

If life was a party, he wasn’t even in the kitchen.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Insults Life

A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster.

(1895 – 1960) American politician
Appearance Clothing Insults

She not only kept her lovely figure, she’s added so much to it.

(1927 – 1987) actor, dancer, choreographer, director, screenwriter & director
Appearance Body Insults

He is brilliant – to the top of his boots.

(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
Insults Intelligence

Calling Kathy Lee 'entertainment' is like falling off the roof and calling it transportation.

American actor & stand-up comedian
Entertainment Insults

She has more talent to the square head than anybody I know.

(1908–1960) British film actress
Acting Entertainment Insults