Subject: Insults (Page 4)

Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Body Fat Insults

A pig in a silk suit who sends flowers.

(1907 – 2003) American actress of film, stage & television
Insults

When his time comes I shall buy a piece of the rope for a keepsake.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Insults

Monty: [about his Mother-In-Law] She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. I mean she’s right, but what can I do? I got no… what’s the word…

Nicky: Class.

(1943 – ) American actor, musician & comedian
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Appearance Insults

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Communication Conversation Insults Speech

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast.

(1836 – 1911) English dramatist, librettist, poet & illustrator
Insults

A tall, thin, spectacled man with the face of a harassed rat.

writer
Appearance Insults

I know he’s a fictional character, but if such a man existed, it would be the duty of social services to warn the local parents that he had come to live in the area.

(1961 – ) British comedian
Insults

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Friends Insults People

If she was cast as Lady Godiva the horse would steal the show.

Acting Entertainment Insults

Come on in, Frank… make yourself at home – hit somebody.

(1926 – 2017) American stand-up comedian & actor
Insults

Winston has devoted the best years of his life to preparing his impromptu speeches.

(1872 – 1930) British statesman, politician & lawyer
Insults Speech

An enchanting toad of a man.

(1900 – 1993) American actress
Insults

Honey, beside me, you look like Tony Randall!

(1933 – 1967) American actress, entertainer & Hollywood sex symbol
Appearance Body Insults

She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Insults

As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

(1941– ) American radio personality
Insults

We know that he has, more than any other man, the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thought.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Insults Intelligence

Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder?

(1926 – 2017) American stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Clothing Insults

Truman Capote's death was a good career move.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Death Insults

A fungus of pendulous shape.

(1848 – 1892) daughter of Henry James
Insults