Subject: Insults (Page 41)

His features resembled a fossilized wash rag.

(1925 – 2008) British journalist
Appearance Insults

Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Insults

He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.

American author
Appearance Insults

I will always love the false image I had of you.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults

He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop.

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman
Education Insults Learning

A pin-stripin' polo-playin' umbrella-totin' Ivy-leaguer, born with a silver spoon so far in his mouth that you couldn't get it out with a crowbar.

(1941 – ) politician & attorney
Insults

Truman Capote had a voice so high it could only be detected by a bat.

(1911 – 1983) playwright
Insults

The Incredible Sulk.

(1949 – ) British politician & author
Insults

Ah, Victor, still struggling to keep your head below water.

(1905 – 1987) Welsh dramatist & actor
Insults

Come again when you can't stay so long.

(1860 – 1942) German-English painter
Insults

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.

(1909 – 1995) American journalist
Insults

Longfellow is to poetry what the barrel-organ is to music.

(1886 – 1963) literary critic, biographer & historian
Insults Music Reading/Writing

He is just about the nastiest little man I've ever known; he struts sitting down.

Insults

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Insults

The first time I saw you on stage I realized what a wonderful voice you've got; I think you're so brave not to have had it trained.

(1865-1940) English actress
Entertainment Insults Reviews/Criticism

[Walking Tall] stars The Rock, but The Wood might be a better description of his performance.

film reviewer & critic
Acting Entertainment Insults

The English think soap is civilization.

(1834 – 1896) German historian & political writer
England Insults Places

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Barbara and I celebrated our 51st wedding anniversary yesterday… we are very happy, but I would be happier if she got a job!

(1926 – 2017) American stand-up comedian & actor
Insults Marriage Self

… an old man who dresses like a Hooter’s waitress.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
Appearance Clothing Hair Insults

So thoroughly corrupt, every time he smiles an angel gets gonorrhea!

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Insults People