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Insults
(Page 42)
Well, I really think he shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.
‘Charlie’ Rangel
(1930 – ) American politician
Insults
Intelligence
When asked what he thought about President George W. Bush
I’ve met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
Billy Wilder
(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer
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Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases; he’s Mr. T without the acting chops.
Lisa Lampanelli
Lisa Lampanelli (1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
Insults
Larry the Cable Guy
Monty: [about his Mother-In-Law] She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. I mean she’s right, but what can I do? I got no… what’s the word…Nicky: Class.
Joe Pesci
(1943 – ) American actor, musician & comedian
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As Nicky Cerone in “Back to School”
A pin-stripin' polo-playin' umbrella-totin' Ivy-leaguer, born with a silver spoon so far in his mouth that you couldn't get it out with a crowbar.
Bill Baxley
(1941 – ) politician & attorney
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About George Bush
I’ve just learned about his illness; let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.
Irvin Cobb
(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
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Insults
She was a large woman who seemed not so much dressed as upholstered.
James M. Barrie
(1860 – 1937) Scottish author, dramatist (creator of Peter Pan)
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