Subject: Insults (Page 8)

As you know President Bush is on a tour of Europe; he says he's hoping to see the whole country.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Insults Places

I've got three words for him: Am. A. Teur.

(1965 – ) film & television actor
Insults

His mind was like a soup dish, wide and shallow; it could hold a small amount of nearly anything, but the slightest jarring spilled the soup into somebody's lap.

(1903 – 1989) American writer
Food/Drink Insults Intelligence

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

(1948 – 1990) comedian
Animals Children Insults

I crap bigger than you!

(1919 – 2006) American actor
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music?

(1813 – 1883) German composer, conductor, theatre director & essayist
Entertainment Insults Music

Walt Whitman is as unacquainted with art as a hog with mathematics.

Insults

Donald Rumsfeld… love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Emotions Insults

She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people.

(1913 – 1995) Canadian novelist, playwright, critic, journalist & professor
Insults

Dan Quayle is more stupid than Ronald Reagan put together.

(1954 – ) cartoonist, screenwriter, producer & creator of The Simpsons
Insults Intelligence

So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright
Insults

Well at least he has finally found his true love… what a pity he can’t marry himself.

(1915 – 1998) American singer & actor
Characteristics Insults

My prayer to God is a very short one: 'Oh, Lord, make my enemies ridiculous;' God has granted it.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Insults

Lloyd Webbers music is everywhere… but so is AIDS.

(1931 – 2003) Australian composer
Entertainment Insults Music

Judge: I have read your case, Mr Smith, and I am no wiser now than I was when I started.

Smith: Possibly not, My Lord, but much better informed.

(1872 – 1930) British statesman, politician & lawyer
Insults

The only person who ever left the Iron Curtain wearing it.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Clothing Insults

Oscar Wilde's talent seems to me to be essentially rootless, something growing in glass on a little water.

(1852 – 1933) Irish writer, poet, art critic & dramatist
Insults

He's a disappointed narcissist.

(1949 – ) English actor, writer & theater director
Appearance Body Insults

A nonentity with side whiskers.

(1856 – 1924) 28th U.S. president & politician
Insults

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Communication Insults People

His [Ted Cruz’s] face looks like the entire movie Dick Tracy pushed together.

(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
Insults