Subject: Intelligence » Fools (Page 6)

Only a fool can reproduce another fool’s work.

An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.

(1689 – 1755) French philosopher & political commentator

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professor; equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel.

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

Fools rush in… and get the best seats.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine