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Intelligence
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Fools
(Page 6)
You cannot fashion a wit out of two half-wits.
Neil Kinnock
(1942 – ) English politician
Fools
Intelligence
Do not argue with an idiot; he/she will drag you down to his/her level and beat you with experience.
Anonymous
Fools
Intelligence
People
A fool in a high station is like a man on the top of a small mountain: everything appears small to him and he appears small to everybody.
Matsch's Maxim
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Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Education
Fools
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Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Fools
Intelligence
Wisdom
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
Proverb
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
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It ain’t what a man don’t know that makes him a fool, but what he
does
know that ain’t so.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Fools
Intelligence
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Anonymous
Fools
Intelligence
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Communication
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