Subject: Intelligence » Memory

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Government Intelligence Memory Politicians

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.

professional football player & coach
Age Football Memory Sports

One who has a clear conscience has a foggy memory.

Intelligence Memory

I had amnesia… once or twice.


Health Memory

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Intelligence Marriage Memory

When you become senile, you won't know it.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor
Age Health Memory Old

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Intelligence Memory

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws Women

One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Intelligence Memory

A liar should have a good memory.

Memory Murphy’s Laws People

I am in the prime of senility.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Age Memory Mind Old

In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Memory Misspokements Speech Time

I have an amazing ability to forget.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager
Baseball Intelligence Memory Sports

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Intelligence Memory Past

Recollect: To recall with additions something not previously known.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Memory

You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Individuals Intelligence Memory People

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Death Intelligence Memory

I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.

(1969 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Alcohol Intelligence Memory Situations

She has a photogenic memory.

Malaprops Memory

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to…

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws

Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good.

Intelligence Memory Wisdom