Subject: Intelligence » Memory (Page 3)

I have an amazing ability to forget.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to…

One who has a clear conscience has a foggy memory.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.

(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions – he had money, too.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and – I can't remember what the third thing is.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.

Forget that guy – just illiterate him from your memory.

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

My fairy Godmother once asked me if I’d rather have a long penis or a long memory… I forget what my answer was.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

I have always had a bad memory, as far back as I can remember.


A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven't.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

 It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

Put it out of your mind; in no time, it will be a forgotten memory.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature; and another woman to help him forget them.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good.