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Memory
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I am in the prime of senility.
Benjamin Franklin
(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Age
Memory
Mind
Old
Senility
Everything looks bad if you remember it.
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
Memory
TV/Movie Quotes
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and – I can't remember what the third thing is.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Intelligence
Memory
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Ogden Nash
(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Intelligence
Marriage
Memory
Birthdays
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Emotions
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Memory
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