Subject: Intelligence » Mind (Page 2)

Sir Stafford has a brilliant mind until it’s made up.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older; what they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it much.


He would come in and say he changed his mind… which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn't have any.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind… or not to have a mind at all; how true that is.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

(1919 – ) American poet, painter & liberal activist

I am in the prime of senility.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

I told her the thing I loved most about her was her mind… because that's what told her to get into bed with me naked.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

His mind is so open – so open that ideas simply pass through it.

(1846 – 1924) British idealist philosopher

I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.

(1853 – 1890) Dutch painter

It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.

(1928 – 1982) American novelist, short story writer & essayist

If most people said what’s on their minds, they’d be speechless.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Marge, every time I learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain. Remember that time I learned how to make wine and forgot how to drive?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.

(1891 – 1968) American publisher of The New York Times