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Subject:
Intelligence
(Page 10)
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
Lenny Bruce
(1923 – 1966) stand-up comedian, writer, social critic & satirist
Beliefs
People
Understanding
Liberals
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Intelligence
People
Reading/Writing
Stupidity
Neighbors
Newspapers
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Robert Heinlein
(1907 – 1988) science fiction author
Intelligence
Stupidity
There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Age
Fools
Friends
People
Self
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Intelligence
Proverbs
Understanding
If you run out of sound judgment, borrow.
Blackie Sherrod
(1919 – ) American sportswriter
Intelligence
Judgment
If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
Lawrence Ferlinghetti
(1919 – ) American poet, painter & liberal activist
Intelligence
Mind
Open-minded
Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
Anonymous
Insults
Intelligence
Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Intelligence
Wisdom
Genius
Obvious
Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Age
Animals
Books
Communication
Dogs
Intelligence
Reading/Writing
Relationships
Situations
Juries
Other things being equal, it is better to be smart than to be stupid.
Carl Sagan
(1934 – 1996) American astronomer, astrophysicist & author
Intelligence
Stupidity
I told her the thing I loved most about her was her mind… because that's what told her to get into bed with me naked.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Intelligence
Mind
Sex
Naked
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Intelligence
Mind
Daydream
People who don’t think probably don’t have brains; rather, they have gray fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake.
Winnie the Pooh
fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne
Intelligence
Thinking
Brains
About the only thing you can say for his constipation of ideas is his diarrhea of words.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Communication
Ideas
Insults
Intelligence
Speech
Every great idea has a disadvantage equal to or exceeding the greatness of the idea.
Hunt’s Law
Ideas
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Experts in advanced countries underestimate by a factor of 2 to 4 the ability of people in underdeveloped countries to do anything technical.
Issawi's Law of Estimation of Error
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Places
Capabilities
Underdeveloped countries
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Intelligence
Ignorance
If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.
William Lashner
(1956 – ) American lawyer & novelist
Insults
Intelligence
From "Veritas"
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
Evan Esar
(1899 – 1995) humorist
Autos
Fools
Things
Highways
Nuts
I don’t mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don’t understand.
Edward Appleton
(1892 – 1965) English physicist
Communication
Entertainment
Language
Music
Understanding
Opera
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