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Subject:
Intelligence
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It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.
Henry David Thoreau
(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian
Appearance
Intelligence
Wisdom
If you run out of sound judgment, borrow.
Blackie Sherrod
(1919 – ) American sportswriter
Intelligence
Judgment
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Winnie the Pooh
fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne
Intelligence
Thinking
Your head is as empty as a hermit's address book.
Rowan Atkinson
(1955 – ) English actor
Intelligence
Stupidity
Philosophy: Common sense in a dress suit.
Anonymous
Definitions
Intelligence
Wisdom
Philosophy
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body; then I realized who was telling me this.
Emo Phillips
(1956 – ) American comedian
Body
Intelligence
Brain
This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.
George Will
(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor
Intelligence
Time
Common sense
Search warrant
There are more fools than wise men, and even in a wise man there is more folly than wisdom.
Nicolas Chamfort
(1741 – 1794) French writer
Fools
Intelligence
People
A fool and his money is a friend indeed.
Anonymous
Fools
Friends
Intelligence
Money
People
Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication
Definitions
Intelligence
Language
Brains
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Fools
Intelligence
Money
Get together
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
America
Government
Intelligence
Occupations
Places
Work
The Cardinal is at his wit’s end; it is true… that he had not far to go.
George (Lord) Byron
(1788 – 1824) English poet
Intelligence
Mind
Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.
George Santayana
(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist
Characteristics
Intelligence
Fanaticism
Idealogy
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Death
Intelligence
Memory
Mad
Mysteries
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Intelligence
Life
People
IQ
Life expectancy
Look, I don’t know shit about shit but I know right from wrong!
Julia Roberts
(1967 – ) American actress & producer
Intelligence
As Eric Brockovich in “Eric Brockovich”
Fools rush in… and get the best seats.
Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of
Mad
, an American humor magazine
Fools
Intelligence
He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.
P.G. Wodehouse
(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Intelligence
Egotist: A conceited ass who thinks he knows as much as you do.
Anonymous
Definitions
Intelligence
People
Self
Egotist
If you know you don't know much, you are smarter than most people.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Knowledge
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