Subject: Intelligence (Page 10)

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

(1923 – 1966) stand-up comedian, writer, social critic & satirist

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

If you run out of sound judgment, borrow.

(1919 – ) American sportswriter

If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

(1919 – ) American poet, painter & liberal activist

Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Other things being equal, it is better to be smart than to be stupid.

(1934 – 1996) American astronomer, astrophysicist & author

I told her the thing I loved most about her was her mind… because that's what told her to get into bed with me naked.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

People who don’t think probably don’t have brains; rather, they have gray fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

About the only thing you can say for his constipation of ideas is his diarrhea of words.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

Every great idea has a disadvantage equal to or exceeding the greatness of the idea.

Experts in advanced countries underestimate by a factor of 2 to 4 the ability of people in underdeveloped countries to do anything technical.

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.

(1956 – ) American lawyer & novelist

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

I don’t mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don’t understand.

(1892 – 1965) English physicist