Subject: Intelligence (Page 13)

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist
Intelligence Relationships Stupidity

The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none.

(1862 – 1960) English writer
Intelligence People Wisdom

Do not argue with an idiot; he/she will drag you down to his/her level and beat you with experience.

Fools Intelligence People

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Intelligence People

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

(1972 – ) American actress & former model
Intelligence Science/Weather

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

(1844 – 1924) French novelist
Communication Intelligence Speech

Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Appearance Clothing Intelligence Wisdom

He don't know shit from peach butter.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

Communication Ideas Intelligence Language Murphy’s Laws

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

Humankind cannot stand very much reality.

(1888 – 1965) British (US-born) critic, dramatist & poet
Intelligence People

He's as big as a gorilla and as strong as a gorilla; if he was as smart as a gorilla he'd be fine.

college football coach
Animals Appearance Body Insults Intelligence

The stupid person's idea of the clever person.

Wisconsin politician, professor & writer
Insults Intelligence

If most people said what’s on their minds, they’d be speechless.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Communication Intelligence Speech

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Memory

My old man was dumb, he picked a guy’s pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Family Fathers Intelligence

If you know you don't know much, you are smarter than most people.

Intelligence

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician
Intelligence Life Science/Weather

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

Characteristics Intelligence Situations Understanding

If he's so smart, how come he's dead?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes