Subject: Intelligence (Page 14)

One who has a clear conscience has a foggy memory.

Intelligence Memory

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

(1934 – ) writer & editor
Intelligence People Places Science/Weather Stupidity

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.

Education Learning Memory

His brain is a half-inch layer of champagne poured over a bucket of Methodist near-beer.

(1873 – 1945) journalist & author
Alcohol Insults Intelligence

I can read minds but, it’s pointless cause I’m illiterate.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Communication Intelligence Reading/Writing

Smart as a tree full of owls.

Animals Expressions Intelligence Wisdom

If “sense” is so common, how come we don’t see more of it around?

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Heat produced by pressure expands to fill the mind available, from which it can pass only to a cooler mind.

Emotions Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get into office.

(1874 – 1963) American poet
Government Intelligence Work

… New Jersey?

(1973 – ) American actress
Intelligence Misspokements Places

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

I had to go back to New York recently for a family reunion… I walk in there, I look at everyone, and I think: 'I'm getting my tubes tied; that's it; the tree ends here.'

American stand-up comedian, television writer & actor
Intelligence Relationships

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

These guys from the nation's capital… now they do a lot of thinking.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion
Government Intelligence Thinking

A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over.


Intelligence

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author
Intelligence Stupidity

It’s easy to smile when you have a squirrel’s intellect.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Intelligence Stupidity

That's why we in shock as a country 'cause we went from a president that would make up words to a president that make us look up the words when he talks.

(1971 – ) American comedian & actress
Communication Intelligence Speech

Most minds are like concrete… all mixed up and permanently set!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Intelligence People

His ignorance is encyclopedic.

(1915 – 2002) Israeli diplomat & politician
Insults Intelligence