Subject: Intelligence (Page 15)

I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time.

British boxer

If ever a single person was living proof that intelligence is a meaningless quality without modest common sense, it was Susan Sontag.

(1947 – ) English-born Irish journalist & writer

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

(1877 – 1947) British diarist & critic

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.

(1932 – ) American biologist & educator

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

She reminds me of Paul Revere's ride – a little light in the belfry.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.

professional basketball player

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and she can’t say 'No' in any of them.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

We always admire the intelligence of those who ask us for advice.

(1927 – ) American lawyer, activist & public official

Sanity is a madness put to good use.

(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist

Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.

(1883 – 1965) French-born composer

An original idea… that can’t be too hard; the library must be full of them.

(1957 – ) English actor, writer, journalist, comedian & film director

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Sir Stafford has a brilliant mind until it’s made up.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

Last night I was having dinner with Charles Manson, and in the middle of dinner he turned to me and said, "Is it hot in here, or am I crazy?"

(1955 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.

Look, I don’t know shit about shit but I know right from wrong!

(1967 – ) American actress & producer