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Subject:
Intelligence
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I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time.
Mark Kaylor
British boxer
Boxing
Intelligence
Misspokements
Sports
Thinking
If ever a single person was living proof that intelligence is a meaningless quality without modest common sense, it was Susan Sontag.
Kevin Myers
(1947 – ) English-born Irish journalist & writer
Insults
Intelligence
Susan Sontag
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
James Agate
(1877 – 1947) British diarist & critic
Fools
New Year's Resolution
Tolerance
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
Paul Ehrlich
(1932 – ) American biologist & educator
Intelligence
Things
Tinkering
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults
Intelligence
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
Eban's Law
History
Murphy’s Laws
People
Wisdom
Nations
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Death
Intelligence
Memory
Mad
Mysteries
She reminds me of Paul Revere's ride – a little light in the belfry.
Foghorn Leghorn
cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults
Intelligence
TV/Movie Quotes
We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
Vlade Divac
professional basketball player
Age
Body
Intelligence
Misspokements
Sports
Weight
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and she can’t say 'No' in any of them.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Communication
Insults
Intelligence
Sex
Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Intelligence
Wisdom
Genius
Obvious
We always admire the intelligence of those who ask us for advice.
Ramsey Clark
(1927 – ) American lawyer, activist & public official
Intelligence
People
Advice
Sanity is a madness put to good use.
George Santayana
(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist
Intelligence
Sanity
Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.
Edgard Varese
(1883 – 1965) French-born composer
Intelligence
People
Birth
Genius
An original idea… that can’t be too hard; the library must be full of them.
Stephen Fry
(1957 – ) English actor, writer, journalist, comedian & film director
Ideas
Intelligence
It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Communication
Emotions
Happiness
Intelligence
Stupidity
Innocence
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Communication
Intelligence
Understanding
Sir Stafford has a brilliant mind until it’s made up.
Margot Asquith
(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit
Intelligence
Mind
Last night I was having dinner with Charles Manson, and in the middle of dinner he turned to me and said, "Is it hot in here, or am I crazy?"
Gilbert Gottfried
(1955 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Intelligence
Charles Manson
Insanity
Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.
Grandma Soderquist's Rumination
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Stupidity
Look, I don’t know shit about shit but I know right from wrong!
Julia Roberts
(1967 – ) American actress & producer
Intelligence
As Eric Brockovich in “Eric Brockovich”
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