Subject: Intelligence (Page 17)

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Intelligent conversationalist: One who nods his head in agreement while you’re talking.

The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.

Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Some people hear voices; some see invisible people; others have no imagination whatsoever.

He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea and that was wrong.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

(1972 – ) American actress & former model

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.

(1862 – 1947) American educator

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.

professional football player & coach

Calvin Coolidge didn’t say much, and when he did, he didn’t say much.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

The only genius with an IQ of 60.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

If you only read one book in your life… I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.

(1967 – ) English comedian

I suffer fools gladly because I am one of them.

(1921 – 2001) Welsh comedian & singer

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

The only place a men want depth in a woman is in her [cleavage].

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

I’m going to Radio Shack to buy one of those headsets like the broadcasters use… it seems as soon as you put them on, you get 100 times smarter.

American baseball manager

He has left off reading altogether, to the great improvement of his originality.

(1775 – 1834) English critic & essayist

I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.

(1824 – 1895) French writer

The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it.