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Subject:
Intelligence
(Page 17)
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Law of Research
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Work
Research
Theories
Intelligent conversationalist: One who nods his head in agreement while you’re talking.
Anonymous
Communication
Conversation
Definitions
Intelligence
Speech
Agreement
The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Intelligence
Confidence
Ignorance
Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Intelligence
Common sense
Some people hear voices; some see invisible people; others have no imagination whatsoever.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Mind
Situations
Imagination
Voices
He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea and that was wrong.
Benjamin Disraeli
(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author
Ideas
Insults
Intelligence
On a politician
I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.
Cameron Diaz
(1972 – ) American actress & former model
Intelligence
Science/Weather
Gravity
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
Nicholas Murray Butler
(1862 – 1947) American educator
Intelligence
Experts
Knowledge
The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.
Steve Owen
professional football player & coach
Age
Football
Memory
Sports
Running
Calvin Coolidge didn’t say much, and when he did, he didn’t say much.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Communication
Insults
Intelligence
Speech
Calvin Coolidge
The only genius with an IQ of 60.
Gore Vidal
(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Insults
Intelligence
About Andy Warhol
Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Fools
Intelligence
Wisdom
If you only read one book in your life… I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.
Simon Munnery
(1967 – ) English comedian
Communication
Intelligence
Reading/Writing
I suffer fools gladly because I am one of them.
Harry Secombe
(1921 – 2001) Welsh comedian & singer
Fools
Intelligence
People
Self
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Intelligence
Problems
Complex
Undecided
Well informed
The only place a men want depth in a woman is in her [cleavage].
Zsa Zsa Gabor
(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress
Intelligence
Men
People
Women
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Intelligence
Stupidity
Genius
Limits
I’m going to Radio Shack to buy one of those headsets like the broadcasters use… it seems as soon as you put them on, you get 100 times smarter.
Nick Leyva
American baseball manager
Baseball
Intelligence
Sports
On criticism from the TV booth
He has left off reading altogether, to the great improvement of his originality.
Charles Lamb
(1775 – 1834) English critic & essayist
Communication
Intelligence
Reading/Writing
Originality
I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Alexandre Dumas
(1824 – 1895) French writer
Characteristics
Fools
Intelligence
Imbeciles
Rogues
The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it.
Frank M. Garafola
Intelligence
Wisdom
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