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Intelligence
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Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Law of Research
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Work
Research
Theories
The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb; to be a back, you only have to be dumb.
Knute Rockne
(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach
Football
Intelligence
Sports
Stupidity
Linemen
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Ideas
Things
Drawing boards
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Intelligence
Problems
Complex
Undecided
Well informed
The cure for boredom is curiosity; there is no cure for curiosity.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Characteristics
Intelligence
Boredom
Curiosity
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Intelligence
Money
Imagination
Within their means
I understand, Moe, that you are in counter-intelligence, which, I assume, means you are against intelligence.
Red Smith
(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Baseball
Intelligence
Sports
To baseball player & WWII spy Moe Berg
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
(1874 – 1963) American poet
Government
Memory
Situations
Birthdays
Diplomats
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Characteristics
Ideas
Intelligence
Success
Dynamite
Fiend
Nobel Prize
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Fools
Intelligence
People
Geniuses
Always assume that your assumption is invalid.
Tatman’s Assumption
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Thinking
Assumptions
Robert Tatman
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain… and most fools do.
Benjamin Franklin
(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Criticism
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around; but when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Family
Fathers
Intelligence
Learning
Stupidity
Wisdom
Recollect: To recall with additions something not previously known.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions
Memory
Recollect
Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool.
Charles de Talleyrand-Périgord
(1754 – 1838) French prime minister & diplomat
Fools
Intelligence
Marriage
Men
Women
When a politician gets an idea, he usually gets it wrong.
Fifth Rule of Politics
Ideas
Murphy’s Laws
Politicians
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence; this explains why we have so many stupid leaders.
Sloan Wilson
(1920 – 2003) American writer
Intelligence
Success
Leaders
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
Salvador Dali
(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter
Fools
Intelligence
Language
Poets
Rose
A loaded wagon makes no noise.
Proverb
Intelligence
Wisdom
Bragging
Children are smarter than any of us; cause I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
Bill Hicks
(1961 – 1994) comedian
Children
Family
Intelligence
Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Ideas
Misunderstanding
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