Subject: Intelligence (Page 27)

I think there is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is softness of head.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Sam, I’m very impressed. That’s a complex psychological concept coming from a man who has to write “L” and “R” on the bottom of his shoes.

(1949 – ) American actress

Ideas endure and prosper in inverse proportion to their soundness and validity.

We all are born mad; some remain so.

(1906 –1989) Irish novelist, playwright, theatre director & poet

Fools rush in and get the best seats.

An intelligent person can make a dumber statement than an idiot. The idiot is limited to his imbecility.

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.

(1838 – 1918) journalist, historian, academic & novelist

Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

(1911 – 1999) comedian, author & columnist

Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.

There never was an impostor so hateful, a blockhead so stupid, a crank so variously and offensively daft… he makes me tired.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.

(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor