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Subject:
Intelligence
(Page 27)
I think there is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is softness of head.
Theodore Roosevelt
(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president
Characteristics
Intelligence
Stupidity
Heart
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Age
Fools
Intelligence
Old
Young
Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.
Long's Law
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Speech
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Ideas
Intelligence
Delusions
Lunatics
Philosophers
Sam, I’m very impressed. That’s a complex psychological concept coming from a man who has to write “L” and “R” on the bottom of his shoes.
Shelley Long
(1949 – ) American actress
Intelligence
TV/Movie Quotes
As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”
Ideas endure and prosper in inverse proportion to their soundness and validity.
Fried's Law
Ideas
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Things
We all are born mad; some remain so.
Samuel Beckett
(1906 –1989) Irish novelist, playwright, theatre director & poet
Intelligence
From “Waiting for Godot”
Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Proverb
Fools
Proverbs
Seating
An intelligent person can make a dumber statement than an idiot. The idiot is limited to his imbecility.
Shomaker's Law
Communication
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Speech
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Will Rogers
(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Government
Intelligence
Memory
Politicians
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
Henry Adams
(1838 – 1918) journalist, historian, academic & novelist
Intelligence
Stupidity
Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines.
Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Entertainment
Insults
Memory
People
Bo Derek
Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.
Solomon Short
David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Intelligence
Stupidity
Wisdom
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Joey Adams
(1911 – 1999) comedian, author & columnist
Activities
Fools
Intelligence
Kissing
Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
People
Information
There never was an impostor so hateful, a blockhead so stupid, a crank so variously and offensively daft… he makes me tired.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics
Insults
Intelligence
About Oscar Wilde
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Quotes
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Intelligence
Problems
Stupidity
Idleness
Incompetence
He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright.
Samuel Butler
(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
Insults
Intelligence
Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.
Albert Camus
(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist
Intelligence
Stupidity
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Isaac Asimov
(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor
Intelligence
People
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