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Intelligence
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What are you afraid they're gonna do – sneak in and redecorate the place?
Larry Amoros
comedian & television writer
Characteristics
Intelligence
Jess Helms' fear of homosexuals
No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
Frederick G. Banting
(1891 – 1941) Canadian physician & physiologist
Appearance
Clothing
Ideas
Intelligence
Dress suits
Philosophy: A study which enables man to be unhappy more intelligently.
Anonymous
Definitions
Happiness
Intelligence
Philosophy
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Intelligence
Genius
Humility
Nothing is more dangerous than an idea, when a man has only one idea.
Alain
Émile Chartier (1868 – 1951) French philosopher, journalist & pacifist
Ideas
Intelligence
Rational: Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics
Definitions
Intelligence
Thinking
Rational
Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Intelligence
Common sense
A movie is never any better than the stupidest man connected with it.
Ben Hecht
(1894 – 1964) American screenwriter, director, producer, playwright & novelist
Entertainment
Film
Intelligence
Stupidity
All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains; what good are brains to a man? … they only unsettle him.
P.G. Wodehouse
(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Husbands
Intelligence
Marriage
Wisdom
Intimacy: A relation into which fools are providentially drawn for their mutual destruction.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions
Fools
Intimacy
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Characteristics
Intelligence
Creativity
Exercise freaks… are the ones putting stress on the health care system.
Rush Limbaugh
(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host
Activities
Exercise
People
Stupidity
Health care
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Jane Wagner
(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer
Beliefs
Intelligence
Hunch
Reality
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Memory
Past
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
Paul Ehrlich
(1932 – ) American biologist & educator
Intelligence
Things
Tinkering
Marge, every time I learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain. Remember that time I learned how to make wine and forgot how to drive?
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
Mind
Self
TV/Movie Quotes
She is so stupid… when you said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Intelligence
Stupidity
Everyone has the right to be stupid but you’re abusing the priviledge.
Anonymous
Insults
Intelligence
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
Henry Adams
(1838 – 1918) journalist, historian, academic & novelist
Intelligence
Stupidity
Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.
Anonymous
Education
Learning
Memory
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Anonymous
Intelligence
Mind
People
Self
Voices
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