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Subject:
Intelligence
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White Supremacists: The most convincing argument against the theory of white racial superiority.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Definitions
Intelligence
People
White Supremacists
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
Intelligence
TV/Movie Quotes
Understanding
Apathy
Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Sam Levenson
(1911 – 1980) humorist, writer, television host & journalist
Communication
Intelligence
Speech
Wisdom
Wisdom is considered a sign of weakness by the powerful because a wise man can lead without power but only a powerful man can lead without wisdom.
Law of Wisdom
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Power
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Stupidity
Artificial intelligence
These guys from the nation's capital… now they do a lot of thinking.
George Foreman
(1949 – ) American boxing champion
Government
Intelligence
Thinking
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.
Konrad Adenauer
(1876 – 1967) German statesman
Beliefs
God
Intelligence
Stupidity
Mankind
If most people said what’s on their minds, they’d be speechless.
Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of
Mad
, an American humor magazine
Communication
Intelligence
Mind
Speech
We can outsmart those dolphins. Don't forget – we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole,
and
the pudding cup.
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
Intelligence
TV/Movie Quotes
Dolphins
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper; and half never voted for president… one hopes it is the same half.
Gore Vidal
(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Communication
Elections/Voting
Government
Intelligence
Reading/Writing
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
Evan Esar
(1899 – 1995) humorist
Autos
Fools
Things
Highways
Nuts
I get to go to lots of overseas places… like Canada.
Britney Spears
(1981 – ) American singer
Intelligence
Misspokements
Places
On the perks of fame
Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Bertrand Russell
(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Death
Intelligence
Thinking
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
Heinrich Heine
(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet
Fools
Intelligence
People
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Intelligence
Problems
Stupidity
Idleness
Incompetence
One thing in which the sexes are equal is in thinking that they're not.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Intelligence
Men
People
Women
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with it's just compounding the felony.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Fools
Intelligence
He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.
Mary Wilson Little
(1880 – ?) American author
Education
Intelligence
Learning
Wisdom
She is so stupid… she took a blood test and failed.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Intelligence
Stupidity
The information conveyed is less important than the impression.
Second Law Of Communication
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Information
He has the lucidity which is the byproduct of a fundamentally sterile mind.
Aneurin Bevan
(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician
Insults
Intelligence
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