Subject: Intelligence (Page 6)

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.

(1688 – 1744) English poet

He is suffering from halitosis of the intellect; that's presuming he has intellect.

(1874 – 1952) administrator & politician

A retail mind in a wholesale business.

(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman

There are more fools than wise men, and even in a wise man there is more folly than wisdom.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.

(1842 – 1910) American philosopher & psychologist

Alex Rieger: It’s so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.

Jim: I don’t hear anything.

(1938 – ) American actor

Sometimes a majority simply means that all the fools are on the same side.

(1925 – ) writer

It’s difficult to remember when you haven’t played it before.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.

(1842 – 1910) American philosopher & psychologist

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is.

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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.

(1883 – 1946) English economist

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature; and another woman to help him forget them.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Some people hear voices; some see invisible people; others have no imagination whatsoever.

Every revolutionary idea – in Science, Politics, Art or whatever – evokes three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the three phrases: 1. It is completely impossible; don't waste my time. 2. It is possible, but it is not worth doing. 3. I said it was a good idea all along.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

(1983 – ) American actor, producer, writer & director

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain—and most fools do.

(1888 – 1955) American writer, lecturer & developer of self-improvement skills

Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of appropriate additional assumptions.

A fishing rod is a stick with a worm at one end and a fool at the other.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer