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Intelligence
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It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
Anonymous
Emotions
Memory
Past
Nostalgia
A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.
Alexander Pope
(1688 – 1744) English poet
Insults
Intelligence
He is suffering from halitosis of the intellect; that's presuming he has intellect.
Harold L. Ickes
(1874 – 1952) administrator & politician
Insults
Intelligence
About Huey Long
A retail mind in a wholesale business.
David Lloyd George
(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
Insults
Intelligence
On Neville Chamberlain
There are more fools than wise men, and even in a wise man there is more folly than wisdom.
Nicolas Chamfort
(1741 – 1794) French writer
Fools
Intelligence
Wisdom
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
William James
(1842 – 1910) American philosopher & psychologist
Intelligence
Wisdom
Alex Rieger: It’s so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.Jim: I don’t hear anything.
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
Intelligence
Thinking
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
Sometimes a majority simply means that all the fools are on the same side.
Claude McDonald
(1925 – ) writer
Fools
Intelligence
People
Majorities
It’s difficult to remember when you haven’t played it before.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment
Intelligence
Memory
Misspokements
Music
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.
William James
(1842 – 1910) American philosopher & psychologist
Intelligence
Thinking
Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Insults
Intelligence
Indecision
The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is.
Mary Pettibone Poole
author
Intelligence
Wisdom
Quote
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
John Maynard Keynes
(1883 – 1946) English economist
Government
Intelligence
Money
Taxes
Reward
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature; and another woman to help him forget them.
Helen Rowland
(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Intelligence
Memory
Men
People
Women
Appeal
Better side
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Ideas
Things
Drawing boards
Some people hear voices; some see invisible people; others have no imagination whatsoever.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Mind
Situations
Imagination
Voices
Every revolutionary idea – in Science, Politics, Art or whatever – evokes three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the three phrases: 1. It is completely impossible; don't waste my time. 2. It is possible, but it is not worth doing. 3. I said it was a good idea all along.
Clarke's Law of Revolutionary Ideas
Ideas
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
People
Arthur C. Clarke
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Brendan Bradley
(1983 – ) American actor, producer, writer & director
Stupidity
TV/Movie Quotes
As Brad in the movie “Friends (With Benefits)”
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain—and most fools do.
Dale Carnegie
(1888 – 1955) American writer, lecturer & developer of self-improvement skills
Characteristics
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Criticism
Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of appropriate additional assumptions.
Schumpeter's Observation of Scientific and Nonscientific Theories
Facts
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Assumptions
Theories
A fishing rod is a stick with a worm at one end and a fool at the other.
Samuel Johnson
(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer
Fools
Sports
Fishing rod
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