Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity (Page 2)

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

A movie is never any better than the stupidest man connected with it.

(1894 – 1964) American screenwriter, director, producer, playwright & novelist

I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.

(1963 – ) Canadian writer, actor & stand-up comedian

He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

(1898 – 1971) American humorist

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

(1934 – ) writer & editor

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.


His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there’s scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

My father was stupid; he worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

When stupidity is a sufficient explanation, there is no need to have recourse to any other.

If you make something idiot-proof, the world will create a better idiot.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic