Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity (Page 2)

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Other things being equal, it is better to be smart than to be stupid.

(1934 – 1996) American astronomer, astrophysicist & author

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Too slow to keep worms in a tin.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

He is so stupid… he got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.

I come from a stupid family… during the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Your head is as empty as a hermit's address book.

(1955 – ) English actor

He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.

(1933 – 1967) English playwright

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

(1934 – ) writer & editor

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

It’s easy to smile when you have a squirrel’s intellect.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

It is safe to wager that every public idea and every accepted convention is sheer foolishness, because it has suited the majority.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

She is so slow… she has to speed up to stop.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

What he lacks in intelligence, he makes up for in stupidity.