Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity (Page 3)

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

(1863 – 1941) U.S. senator (California) & U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.

(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist

It’s easy to identify people who can’t count to ten; they’re in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

(1821 – 1880) French novelist

She’s so stupid… if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change back.

I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Can't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight

One thing that humbles me deeply is to see that human genius has its limits while human stupidity does not.

(1824 – 1895) French writer

You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.

(1933 – 1967) English playwright

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

Some folks are wise and some otherwise.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

Your head is as empty as a hermit's address book.

(1955 – ) English actor

Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

The boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

Public opinion reigns in society because stupidity reigns amongst the stupid.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

He don't know shit from peach butter.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.