Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity (Page 3)

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

Can't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight

The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb; to be a back, you only have to be dumb.

(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.


I think there is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is softness of head.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around; but when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

It is safe to wager that every public idea and every accepted convention is sheer foolishness, because it has suited the majority.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

Intelligent people, when assembled into an organization, will tend toward collective stupidity.

A movie is never any better than the stupidest man connected with it.

(1894 – 1964) American screenwriter, director, producer, playwright & novelist

There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.

(1838 – 1918) journalist, historian, academic & novelist

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

Too slow to keep worms in a tin.

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

(1821 – 1880) French novelist

He don't know shit from peach butter.

You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.

(1961 – ) American actor, director, producer & screenwriter

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist