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I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked.

Joan Rivers

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

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The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb; to be a back, you only have to be dumb.

Knute Rockne

(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach

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That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.

Foghorn Leghorn

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

Insults Stupidity TV/Movie Quotes

Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.

Albert Camus

(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist

Intelligence Stupidity

Intelligent people, when assembled into an organization, will tend toward collective stupidity.

Albrecht's Law II

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Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.

Grandma Soderquist's Rumination

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In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

Napoleon Bonaparte

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

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I think there is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is softness of head.

Theodore Roosevelt

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

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She’s so stupid… if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change back.

Anonymous

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

Napoleon Bonaparte

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

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To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

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One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

Edward Abbey

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

Intelligence Relationships Stupidity Teamwork

Sharp as a sack full of wet mice.

Foghorn Leghorn

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

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While he was not as dumb as an ox, he was not any smarter either.

James Thurber

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

Intelligence Stupidity Dumb as an ox

Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting.

Robert Heinlein

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Intelligence Stupidity

You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.

Joe Orton

(1933 – 1967) English playwright

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It’s easy to smile when you have a squirrel’s intellect.

Dylan Moran

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

Intelligence Stupidity

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Hartley's First Law

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Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Terry Pratchett

(1948 – ) English novelist

Intelligence Stupidity Artificial intelligence

It would be possible to say without exaggeration that the miners’ leaders were the stupidest men in England if we had not frequent occasion to meet the owners.

F.E. Smith

(1872 – 1930) British statesman, politician & lawyer

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Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity (Page 3)

I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb; to be a back, you only have to be dumb.

That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.

Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.

Intelligent people, when assembled into an organization, will tend toward collective stupidity.

Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

I think there is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is softness of head.

She’s so stupid… if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change back.

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

Sharp as a sack full of wet mice.

While he was not as dumb as an ox, he was not any smarter either.

Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting.

You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.

It’s easy to smile when you have a squirrel’s intellect.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

It would be possible to say without exaggeration that the miners’ leaders were the stupidest men in England if we had not frequent occasion to meet the owners.