Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity (Page 4)

He is so stupid… he got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

While he was not as dumb as an ox, he was not any smarter either.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
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You might be a redneck if… your family always goes to the movies in groups of 18 or more 'cause they were told 17 and under are not admitted.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Intelligence People Rednecks Stupidity

When stupidity is a sufficient explanation, there is no need to have recourse to any other.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
Intelligence Stupidity

Intelligent people, when assembled into an organization, will tend toward collective stupidity.

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I come from a stupid family… during the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Family Intelligence Relationships Stupidity

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Fools Intelligence Stupidity

Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.

(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
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I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Insults Intelligence Stupidity

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Intelligence Problems Stupidity

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

She is so slow… she has to speed up to stop.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

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Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host
Beliefs Stupidity

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
Government Politics Stupidity

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director
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I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet
Intelligence Stupidity

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
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