Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity (Page 5)

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

(1863 – 1941) U.S. senator (California) & U.S. Secretary of the Treasury

He don't know shit from peach butter.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.

(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist

Intelligent people, when assembled into an organization, will tend toward collective stupidity.

He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.

I would have made a good Pope.

(1913 – 1994) 37th U.S. president

Couldn't scratch his ass if he had a tiger in both hands.

Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant – they’re quite clear –- that we would create law based on the God of the Bible and the Ten Commandments.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.


A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.

(1947 – ) radio broadcaster & host

A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there’s scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.

While he was not as dumb as an ox, he was not any smarter either.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

It is safe to wager that every public idea and every accepted convention is sheer foolishness, because it has suited the majority.

(1741 – 1794) French writer