Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity (Page 5)

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.

(1876 – 1967) German statesman

The boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Public opinion reigns in society because stupidity reigns amongst the stupid.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.


Consistence requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

1865 – 1959) American art historian

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

(1898 – 1971) American humorist

Anything too stupid to be said is sung.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.

(1961 – ) American actor, director, producer & screenwriter

What he lacks in intelligence, he makes up for in stupidity.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

He don't know shit from peach butter.

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Exercise freaks… are the ones putting stress on the health care system.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host

To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

Sharp as a sack full of wet mice.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.

(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet

It would be possible to say without exaggeration that the miners’ leaders were the stupidest men in England if we had not frequent occasion to meet the owners.

(1872 – 1930) British statesman, politician & lawyer