Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity (Page 6)

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate.

(1948 – ) English novelist

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.

(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

It is safe to wager that every public idea and every accepted convention is sheer foolishness, because it has suited the majority.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

I come from a stupid family… during the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.

(1947 – ) radio broadcaster & host

In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.

(1876 – 1967) German statesman

You might be a redneck if… your family always goes to the movies in groups of 18 or more 'cause they were told 17 and under are not admitted.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around; but when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

If you make something idiot-proof, the world will create a better idiot.

She’s so stupid… if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you'll get change back.

Can't find his ass with two hands and a flashlight

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

While he was not as dumb as an ox, he was not any smarter either.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

(1983 – ) American actor, producer, writer & director

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

(1806-1873) British philosopher

Intelligent people, when assembled into an organization, will tend toward collective stupidity.

He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.