Subject: Intelligence » Wisdom

It’s so simple to be wise… just thing of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good.

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.

(1880 – ?) American author

The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none.

(1862 – 1960) English writer

Ignoramus: A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.

(1889 – 1974) American intellectual, writer, reporter & political commentator

It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.

(1897 – 1982) French writer

It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian

Educated Man: One who has finally discovered that there are some questions to which nobody has the answers.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by the age of eighteen.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist