Subject: Intelligence » Wisdom (Page 2)

Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Intelligent people, when assembled into an organization, will tend toward collective stupidity.

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is.

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We grow too soon old and too late smart.

The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none.

(1862 – 1960) English writer

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.

A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

It’s so simple to be wise… just thing of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains; what good are brains to a man? … they only unsettle him.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it.

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.

(1897 – 1982) French writer

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

(427 BC – 347 BC) Greek author & philosopher

There are more fools than wise men, and even in a wise man there is more folly than wisdom.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

Now that I am sixty, I see why the idea of elder wisdom has passed from currency.

(1932 – 2009) author, poet & critic

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Smart as a tree full of owls.

Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good.

Some folks as they grow older grow wise, but most folks simply grow stubborner.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.

(1908 – 1965) American broadcast journalist & newscaster