Subject: Intelligence » Wisdom (Page 2)

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Wisdom: Knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech.

Educated Man: One who has finally discovered that there are some questions to which nobody has the answers.

A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

It’s so simple to be wise… just thing of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

(450 BC – 388 BC) Greek Athenian comic playwright

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.

(1889 – 1974) American intellectual, writer, reporter & political commentator

Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

Ignoramus: A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.

(1908 – 1965) American broadcast journalist & newscaster

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.

(1880 – ?) American author

It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

We grow too soon old and too late smart.

The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it.