Subject: Intelligence » Wisdom (Page 2)

Some coaches pray for wisdom; I pray for 260-pound tackles… they’ll give me plenty of wisdom.

(1932 – ) American football coach

A loaded wagon makes no noise.

The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none.

(1862 – 1960) English writer

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

(1941 – 2008) British journalist, musician &broadcaster

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

(427 BC – 347 BC) Greek author & philosopher

Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.

(1880 – ?) American author

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist

It’s so simple to be wise… just thing of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is.

author

It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

Some folks as they grow older grow wise, but most folks simply grow stubborner.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Intelligent people, when assembled into an organization, will tend toward collective stupidity.

Educated Man: One who has finally discovered that there are some questions to which nobody has the answers.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by the age of eighteen.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist