Subject: Intelligence » Wisdom (Page 2)

Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Smart as a tree full of owls.

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

A loaded wagon makes no noise.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian

Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good.

He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Intelligent people, when assembled into an organization, will tend toward collective stupidity.

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.

(1897 – 1982) French writer

Wisdom: Knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

(450 BC – 388 BC) Greek Athenian comic playwright

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around; but when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains; what good are brains to a man? … they only unsettle him.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.

(1889 – 1974) American intellectual, writer, reporter & political commentator

Some folks are wise and some otherwise.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

Ignoramus: A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.

(1880 – ?) American author