Subject: Intelligence » Wisdom (Page 3)

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… prepare to die.

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.

(1897 – 1982) French writer

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic

Now that I am sixty, I see why the idea of elder wisdom has passed from currency.

(1932 – 2009) author, poet & critic

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

(450 BC – 388 BC) Greek Athenian comic playwright

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.

(1880 – ?) American author

Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.

(1973 – ) American comedian

There are more fools than wise men, and even in a wise man there is more folly than wisdom.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor