Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

(1853 – 1921) American buffalo hunter, U.S. Marshal, Army scout, gambler, frontier lawman & newspaperman

I want that 50 bucks you owe me now, and I mean now.

Carl Switzer (1927 – 1959) American actor

It is nothing… it is nothing…

(1863 – 1914) Archduke of Austria

Don't make a mess of it – shoot straight, you bastards.

(1864 – 1902) Anglo-Australian drover, horseman, poet & soldier

Absolutely not!

(1920 – 1966) American film & stage actor

Tell the boys I'm coming home.

(1901 – 1934) American burglar & bank robber

It has all been very interesting.

(1689 – 1762) English aristocrat & writer

Cut 'er loose, Doc!

(1861 – 1909) American painter, illustrator, sculptor & writer

Everything is an illusion.

(1876 – 1917) Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan & accused spy

You got me.

(1903 – 1934) American bank robber & convicted murderer

Give me coffee, I'm going to write.

(1865 – 1918) Brazilian poet, journalist & translator

I should have asked for a stunt double!

(1929 – 1982) American actor

Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for.

(1915 – 1963) French singer & cultural icon

My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix your hair. It's a mess.

(1887 – 1974) American playwright, screenwriter, director & actor

This is absurd! This is absurd!

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis

Ah well I suppose it has come to this… such is life.

(c.1855 – 1880) Irish Australian bushranger & outlaw

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director

I don't feel good.

(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist

Don't let it end like this; tell them I said something.

(1878 – 1923) Mexican revolutionary general

No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.

Cherokee Bill (1876 – 1896) American convicted murderer & outlaw

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

(1818 – 1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist & socialist