Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

Can this last long?

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland

Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! This is…

(1949 – 1980) American volcanologist & government surveyor

You know, I don't mind dying. The thing that pisses me off is that I won't get to be an old man. I was looking forward to that.

(1928 – 1994) American actor

Gentlemen, I bid you farewell.


Now comes the mystery.

(1813 – 1887) American clergyman, social reformer & abolitionist

I’m not unwell, I’m f**king dying.

(1932 – 1997) British journalist

A king should die standing.

(1755 – 1824) King of France

Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.

(1503 – 1566) French apothecary & reputed seer who published his prophecies

Utter nonsense.

(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady

Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

(1860 – 1898) American soldier with the Rough Riders, sheriff, newspaper editor, politician, gambler & lawyer

What is the time? Never mind, it’s not important…

(1817 – 1882) Hungarian journalist, writer, poet & translator

Let's be wild tonight.

(1920 – 1939) Finnish actress

That's good. Go on, read some more.

(1865 – 1923) 29th U.S. President

Everything is an illusion.

(1876 – 1917) Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan & accused spy

Relax… this won't hurt.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author

I'm so bored with it all.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Well, now I must go to meet God and try to explain all those men I killed at Alamein.

(1887 – 1976) British Army officer

Don't ask me how I am! I understand nothing more.

(1805 – 1875) Danish author & poet noted for his children's stories

Don't worry… it's not loaded.

(1946 – 1978), American guitarist & founding member of the band Chicago

Enough already.

(1915 – 2004) American novelist

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer