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I feel nothing except a certain difficulty in continuing to exist.

Bernard Le Bovier de Fontenelle

(1657 – 1757) French author

Last words

Sorry for saying f**k.

Graham Chapman

1941 – 1989) English comedian, physician, writer & actor (Monty Python)

Last words To a nurse who accidentally stuck a needle in his arm shortly before he died

I could shoot better!

‘Hannie’ Schaft

(1920 – 1945) Dutch communist resistance fighter during World War II

Last words Spoken to a German soldier after having been shot in her execution; the soldier subsequently emptied his machine gun into her.

Yes… a bullet-proof vest

James W. Rodgers

(1910 – 1960) American robber & convicted murderer

Last words When asked if he had any last requests before facing a firing squad

I'm tired. I'm going back to bed.

George Reeves

(1914 – 1959) American actor best known for his role as Superman

Last words The last thing he said to his friends before shooting himself in his bedroom.

Boy, fetch my fiddle.

Rob Roy MacGregor

(1671 – 1734) Scottish folk hero

Last words

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

Henry David Thoreau

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian

Last words When urged to make his peace with God this was his last coherent response.

I'll sleep well tonight.

Henry Ford

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist

Last words He died of a cerebral hemorrhage.

My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix your hair. It's a mess.

George Kelly

(1887 – 1974) American playwright, screenwriter, director & actor

Last words On his death bed he was visited by his niece who leaned forward to kiss him farewell.

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

John-Luke Abi Roberts

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor

Communication Death Last words Wordplay Deathbed

That picture is awful dusty.

Jesse James

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer

Last words At his home James climbed on a chair to dust a picture hanging on the wall. When he turned around he was shot in the back of the head by former associate Robert Ford.

Cut 'er loose, Doc!

Frederic Remington

(1861 – 1909) American painter, illustrator, sculptor & writer

Last words He spoke his last words to the surgeon just before his emergency appendectomy and died of peritonitis and other complications following the operation.

Don't worry… it's not loaded.

Terry Kath

(1946 – 1978), American guitarist & founding member of the band Chicago

Last words As he put the gun he was cleaning to his head and pulled the trigger.

Give me coffee, I'm going to write.

Olavo Bilac

(1865 – 1918) Brazilian poet, journalist & translator

Last words

All my possessions for a moment of time.

Elizabeth I

(1533 – 1603) Queen of England & Ireland

Last words

This is the happiest moment of my life.

Adolf Fischer

(1859 – 1887) German anarchist

Last words At his execution by hanging

I have to set my pillows one more night… when will this end already?

Washington Irving

(1783 – 1859) American author, essayist, biographer & historian

Last words Said to his niece as he readied himself for bed – whereupon he suffered a stroke and collapsed.

This is it! I'm going. I'm going.

Al Jolson

(1886 – 1950) American singer, comedian & actor

Last words

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.

Oscar Wilde

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Last words

Wait a second.

Jeanne Antoinette de Pompadour

(1721 – 1764) member of the French court & mistress of Louis XV

Last words As she died Madame de Pompadour called on God to "Wait a second." When He did she quickly applied rouge to her cheeks.

This is absurd! This is absurd!

Sigmund Freud

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis

Last words Suffering from cancer – he died by physician-assisted suicide.

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I feel nothing except a certain difficulty in continuing to exist.

Sorry for saying f**k.

I could shoot better!

Yes… a bullet-proof vest

I'm tired. I'm going back to bed.

Boy, fetch my fiddle.

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

I'll sleep well tonight.

My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix your hair. It's a mess.

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

That picture is awful dusty.

Cut 'er loose, Doc!

Don't worry… it's not loaded.

Give me coffee, I'm going to write.

All my possessions for a moment of time.

This is the happiest moment of my life.

I have to set my pillows one more night… when will this end already?

This is it! I'm going. I'm going.

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.

Wait a second.

This is absurd! This is absurd!