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I am dying. Please… bring me a toothpick.

(1873 – 1907) French writer

Last words For a time these words were considered a final expression of his absurdist humor however a doctor asserted that they were perfectly understandable due to his dehydration.

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

Alfred Hitchcock

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Last words

Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! This is…

David Alexander Johnston

(1949 – 1980) American volcanologist & government surveyor

Last words Last radio transmission before being killed in the 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens

Why? I'm right at the height of the rifles.

Melchor Ocampo

(1814 – 1861) Mexican lawyer, scientist & liberal politician

Last words Spoken after his executioner ordered him to kneel before the firing squad.

My vocabulary did this to me. Your love will let you go on…

Jack Spicer

(1925 - 1965) American poet

Last words Spoken to fellow poet Robin Blaser in a near-coma brought on by Spicer's alcoholism.

This is it! I'm going. I'm going.

Al Jolson

(1886 – 1950) American singer, comedian & actor

Last words

Now why did I do that?

General William Erskine

(1728 – 1795) British Army commander

Last words Said after he jumped from a window in Lisbon Portugal in 1813.

Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Last words Carlotta" was Carlotta Monti an actress and Fields' mistress

I am a pianist.

John Field

Last words As he lay dying his friends thought a minister should be summoned. However no one had ever heard Field mention his religion. "Are you a Papist or a Calvinist?" one whispered. This was his reply.

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.

Christine Chubbuck

(1944 – 1974) American television news reporter

Last words Chubbuck said these words on-air before producing a revolver and shooting herself in the head. She was pronounced dead fourteen hours later.

Can this last long?

William III

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland

Last words When his doctor told him that he was ill.

Where is my clock?

Salvador Dali

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

Last words

All my possessions for a moment of time.

Elizabeth I

(1533 – 1603) Queen of England & Ireland

Last words

I’m always angry when I’m dying.

Clifford Mortimer

(1923 – 2009) English barrister, dramatist, screenwriter & author

Death Last words

Too late for fruit, too soon for flowers.

Walter John de la Mare

(1873 – 1956) English poet, short story writer & novelist

Last words

Take a step or two forward, lads. It will be easier that way.

Robert Erskine Childers

(1870 – 1922) Irish author & nationalist

Last words After shaking hands with each member his firing squad

I'm glad that's over.

Eric Morecambe

(1926 – 1984) English comedian

Last words After going off stage after a solo performance

Turn me. I am roasted on one side.

Lawrence of Rome

(c.225 – 258) a deacon & celebrated Roman martyr

Last words Lawrence was stripped and tied face down suspended over a bed of coals and slowly burned to death. In a cheerful voice this is how he responded when asked if he had any last request.

Okay, I won’t.

Elvis Presley

(1935 – 1977) American singer

Last words To fiancée Ginger Alden. She had told him when he was on the way to the bathroom “Don’t fall asleep in there.”

Boy, fetch my fiddle.

Rob Roy MacGregor

(1671 – 1734) Scottish folk hero

Last words

Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.

Andrew Mutton

American mobster

Last words Remarked to his associate when the car with starter motor problems started successfully. Moments later a bomb rigged to the ignition exploded killing Mutton.

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 10)

I am dying. Please… bring me a toothpick.

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! This is…

Why? I'm right at the height of the rifles.

My vocabulary did this to me. Your love will let you go on…

This is it! I'm going. I'm going.

Now why did I do that?

Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!

I am a pianist.

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.

Can this last long?

Where is my clock?

All my possessions for a moment of time.

I’m always angry when I’m dying.

Too late for fruit, too soon for flowers.

Take a step or two forward, lads. It will be easier that way.

I'm glad that's over.

Turn me. I am roasted on one side.

Okay, I won’t.

Boy, fetch my fiddle.

Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.