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I want that 50 bucks you owe me now, and I mean now.

‘Alfalfa’

Carl Switzer (1927 – 1959) American actor

But how the devil do you think this could harm me?

Denis Diderot

(1713 – 1784) French philosopher, art critic & writer

Last words Upon being warned by his wife not to eat too much

Dear me! I think I'm turning into a god…

Vespasian

(9 – 79) Roman Emperor

Last words He died of a fever.

Absolutely not!

Montgomery Clift

(1920 – 1966) American film & stage actor

Last words After being asked if he wanted to watch "The Misfits" a movie in which he appeared

John Rogers did.

John Holmes

(1812 – 1899) American attorney

Last words Referring to a Protestant martyr who had been burned at the stake. A nurse said she would feel his feet to see if they were warm. "Nobody ever died with warm feet” she said. Thus Holmes's reply.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Humphrey Bogart

(1899 – 1957) film actor

Last words

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a god damn thing.

Morgan Earp

(1851 – 1882) younger brother of Deputy U.S. Marshals Virgil & Wyatt Earp

Last words Agreeing with Wyatt’s belief there is no life after death.

Mozart! Mozart!

Gustav Mahler

(1860 – 1911) Austrian composer

Last words According to his wife Alma

Don't be in such a hurry.

Billie Holiday

(1915 – 1959) American jazz singer & songwriter

Last words She died from heart failure caused by cirrhosis of the liver.

Is it safe?

William Palmer

(1824-1856) doctor & convicted multiple murderer

Last words Before stepping on the gallows trapdoor

It's very beautiful over there.

Thomas Alva Edison

(1847 – 1931) American inventor, scientist & businessman

Last words Spoken to his wife as he lapsed in and out of consciousness

I want nothing but death.

Jane Austen

(1775 – 1817) English novelist

Last words In response to her sister who had asked her if she wanted something

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

Richard Feynman

(1918 – 1988) American physicist

Last words

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.

Christine Chubbuck

(1944 – 1974) American television news reporter

Last words Chubbuck said these words on-air before producing a revolver and shooting herself in the head. She was pronounced dead fourteen hours later.

Are you happy? I'm happy.

Ethel Barrymore

(1879 – 1959) American actress

Last words Barrymore had been bedridden and awoke in the night and spoke these words to her maid. She fell back asleep and died several hours later without regaining consciousness.

Utter nonsense.

Eleanor Roosevelt

(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady

Last words Spoken to the nurse who told her she would die when the reason God put her on earth was fulfilled

Ah, Luisa, you always arrive just as I am leaving.

Massimo Taparelli d'Azeglio

(1798 – 1866) Italian statesman, novelist & painter

Last words Although in Azeglio had been separated from his wife Luisa for some time – when she heard he was dying she rushed to be with him. Just as she arrived at his bedside Azeglio died.

Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.

Andrew Mutton

American mobster

Last words Remarked to his associate when the car with starter motor problems started successfully. Moments later a bomb rigged to the ignition exploded killing Mutton.

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

George Sanders

(1906 – 1972) Russian-born English actor, singer-songwriter & music composer

Last words Left behind a suicide note before taking an overdose of sleeping pills.

And always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, “A truck!”

Emo Phillips

(1956 – ) American comedian

Communication Death Family Language Last words Grandfathers Truck

Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.

Wilson Mizner

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

Last words After talking to a priest.

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