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Jack Spicer

(1925 - 1965) American poet

Last words Spoken to fellow poet Robin Blaser in a near-coma brought on by Spicer's alcoholism.

Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.

George Engel

(1836 – 1887) German born anarchist & labor union activist

Last words Shouted before his execution at the gallows

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

Thomas J. Grasso

Taylor C. Craig (1960 – 1995) American double-convicted murderer

Last words Executed by injection in Oklahoma Referring to his requested last meal

I'm glad that's over.

Eric Morecambe

(1926 – 1984) English comedian

Last words After going off stage after a solo performance

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

George Sanders

(1906 – 1972) Russian-born English actor, singer-songwriter & music composer

Last words Left behind a suicide note before taking an overdose of sleeping pills.

Everything is an illusion.

Mata Hari

(1876 – 1917) Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan & accused spy

Last words Spoken to a visitor before she faced a firing squad

It has all been very interesting.

Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

(1689 – 1762) English aristocrat & writer

Last words

It is hovering and it's not an aircraft.

Frederick Valentich

(c.1958 – presumed dead in 1978 ) Australian pilot

Last words After contacting air traffic control claiming to be pursued by a purported UFO – disappeared. Valentich and his aircraft were never found and the reason for the disappearance could not be determined.

My design is to make what haste I can to be gone.

Oliver Cromwell

(1599 – 1658) English military & political leader

Last words

I’m not unwell, I’m f**king dying.

Jeffrey Bernard

(1932 – 1997) British journalist

Death Last words

Utter nonsense.

Eleanor Roosevelt

(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady

Last words Spoken to the nurse who told her she would die when the reason God put her on earth was fulfilled

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

Karl Marx

(1818 – 1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist & socialist

Last words To his housekeeper

I'm going away tonight.

James Brown

(1933 – 2006) American singer, songwriter & musician

Last words Said minutes before his death from congestive heart failure

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a god damn thing.

Morgan Earp

(1851 – 1882) younger brother of Deputy U.S. Marshals Virgil & Wyatt Earp

Last words Agreeing with Wyatt’s belief there is no life after death.

John Rogers did.

John Holmes

(1812 – 1899) American attorney

Last words Referring to a Protestant martyr who had been burned at the stake. A nurse said she would feel his feet to see if they were warm. "Nobody ever died with warm feet” she said. Thus Holmes's reply.

It's stopped.

Joseph Henry Green

(1791 – 1863) English surgeon & literary executor of Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Last words Upon checking his own pulse

I have had no real gratification or enjoyment of any sort more than my neighbor on the next block who is worth only half a million

William Henry Vanderbilt I

(1821 – 1885) American businessman & millionaire

Last words

I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.

Johnny Frank Garrett

(1963 – 1992) Texas inmate executed for rape & murder

Last words

Turn me. I am roasted on one side.

Lawrence of Rome

(c.225 – 258) a deacon & celebrated Roman martyr

Last words Lawrence was stripped and tied face down suspended over a bed of coals and slowly burned to death. In a cheerful voice this is how he responded when asked if he had any last request.

Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.

Steve Jobs

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple

Last words As reported by his sister on his death bed.

Please put out the light.

Theodore Roosevelt

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 10)

My vocabulary did this to me. Your love will let you go on…

Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

I'm glad that's over.

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

Everything is an illusion.

It has all been very interesting.

It is hovering and it's not an aircraft.

My design is to make what haste I can to be gone.

I’m not unwell, I’m f**king dying.

Utter nonsense.

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

I'm going away tonight.

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a god damn thing.

John Rogers did.

It's stopped.

I have had no real gratification or enjoyment of any sort more than my neighbor on the next block who is worth only half a million

I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.

Turn me. I am roasted on one side.

Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.

Please put out the light.