Subject: Death » Last words (Page 11)

Hey, watch this!

I’m always angry when I’m dying.

(1923 – 2009) English barrister, dramatist, screenwriter & author

Take away those pillows. I shall need them no more.

(1832 – 1898) English author, mathematician, logician & photographer

Now why did I do that?

(1728 – 1795) British Army commander

My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix your hair. It's a mess.

(1887 – 1974) American playwright, screenwriter, director & actor

Me mudder did it.

(1882 – 1928) New York businessman, gambler & kingpin of the Jewish mafia

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.

(1944 – 1974) American television news reporter

Well, now I must go to meet God and try to explain all those men I killed at Alamein.

(1887 – 1976) British Army officer

All my possessions for a moment of time.

(1533 – 1603) Queen of England & Ireland

It must have been the coffee.

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor

… and now for a final word from our sponsor…

(? – 2000) television writer (Days of Our Lives)

I have been a most unconscionable time dying, but I beg you to excuse it.

(1630 – 1685) monarch of England, Scotland & Ireland

I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus, June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all. I'll be back.

(1956 – 2002) American serial killer