Subject: Death » Last words (Page 11)

I'm going away tonight.

(1933 – 2006) American singer, songwriter & musician

And always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, “A truck!”

(1956 – ) American comedian

Too late for fruit, too soon for flowers.

(1873 – 1956) English poet, short story writer & novelist

I am a pianist.


Surprise me.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.

(1770 – 1827) German composer & pianist

I’m always angry when I’m dying.

(1923 – 2009) English barrister, dramatist, screenwriter & author

I leave life so that I can walk into history.

(1882 – 1954) Brazilian dictator & democratically elected President

You be good. See you tomorrow. I love you.

African Grey Parrot (1976 – 2007) subject of a thirty-year experiment by animal psychologist Irene Pepperberg

Gents, this is an educational project. You are about to witness the damaging effect electricity has on Wood.

(? – 1963) convicted murderer

I'm sorry, boys, I’m all wet.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

So here it is!

(69 BC – 30 BC) last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!

(c.1936 – 1966) American convicted murderer